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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 March 1995 (19 years)
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Today, it was so cold that I had to put slippers over my slippers. FML

#18207765
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22065) - you deserved it (5540)

On 11/10/2011 at 2:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, I got shot at. Not by police, but by a hunter. While at work. Driving a garbage truck. How the hell a hunter mistook an orange-clad garbageman in a truck for a deer is beyond me. FML

#18188542
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30578) - you deserved it (2522)

On 11/07/2011 at 10:17pm - work - by lprocter1982 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had a science test. A question asked, "What is the first stage of photosynthesis?" I didn't know, so just trying to be light-hearted, I wrote, "The plant must first believe in itself." My teacher didn't think it was funny, and gave me detention for insulting her intelligence. FML

#17804302
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24590) - you deserved it (15037)

On 09/22/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I caught my boyfriend of two years cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML

#17779668
154 comments

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On 09/19/2011 at 10:26am - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoners to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over. And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penises to their foreheads. FML

#17556947
404 comments

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On 08/23/2011 at 10:46am - intimacy - by Andrew (man) - United States

Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML

#17375446
121 comments

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On 08/05/2011 at 4:41am - misc - by thehumanshield - United States (California)

Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML

#17342308
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21725) - you deserved it (66237)

On 08/02/2011 at 10:17am - health - by chinchilla4404 (woman) - United States

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

#17115448
469 comments

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On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)

Today, after I successfully blew up a really large balloon, my mom said, in front of my older brother's friends, "Wow, you're going to make some man really happy one day!" FML

#16510202
148 comments

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On 06/05/2011 at 2:48am - intimacy - by e_edge (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was watching Animal Planet while babysitting my 4 year-old niece. A really cute baby bunny came on and I called her into the room, only for her to see it get killed by a Bald Eagle. Now she won't stop crying. FML

#15632766
124 comments

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On 04/04/2011 at 6:13am - kids - by arbiter3 -

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

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On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I cried harder than I have in years. I was babysitting, and watching Pokémon to pass the time. It was the episode where Ash, Dawn, and Brock on the show went their separate ways, and may never be together again. FML

#14852501
233 comments

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On 02/05/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML

#14567167
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33664) - you deserved it (7082)

On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States

Today, I was waiting for a friend to pick me up. It was after dark and I was nervous, so when he pulled up I immediately jumped in the car. The young girl in the driver's seat started freaking out, screaming and punching me in the face repeatedly. I'd accidentally gotten in the wrong car. FML

#13687636
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10522) - you deserved it (24430)

On 11/02/2010 at 12:26pm - misc - by blackandblue (man) - United States

Today, I finally decided to do regular biology rather than honors biology, thinking honors would be too hard. My first day in regular biology, my lab partner asked me whether a rock was alive or not. FML



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