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Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML

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338 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43034) - you deserved it (10502)

On 07/22/2011 at 1:00am - intimacy - by James - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend wouldn't lick the whipped cream I had on my nipples because "That stuff is full of calories." FML

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On 04/26/2010 at 5:58am - intimacy - by Rowden (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, me and my girlfriend were riding on my motorcycle. While at a stop light, she started to make these weird noises. Turns out she was having an orgasm. I still can't give her one. FML

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On 11/30/2009 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I passed the girl I like a note asking her out, signed Mark H. She picked it up, read it, turned around and asked me, "Do you know who Mark H. is?" FML

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On 04/02/2009 at 1:35am - misc - by SupaSu - Canada (British Columbia)



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