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bobdiggitydog
  • Town/Country : Aiken, America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 July 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 480
  • Number of comments : 41
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Today, I found out that the guy I've been dating for the past 7 months, who insisted on keeping us a secret because it was "too soon", is proudly showing off his new 19 year old girlfriend he met a month ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30666) - you deserved it (4133)

On 07/20/2009 at 3:07pm - love - by Grevling (woman) - Norway (Oslo)

Today, I was working at the library. Some punks thought it would be funny to shit in a book, close it and return it in the drop box. The fact that it was sitting outside in the ninety degree heat for a couple hours did not help the stench; it was everywhere and I had to clean the mess. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45455) - you deserved it (1636)

On 07/02/2009 at 8:18pm - work - by alwaysxgettingxshitxon (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I read a PostSecret that said "I'm afraid my thighs will start to touch soon." My thighs have always touched. I didn't even know thighs weren't supposed to touch. FML

#1444188 (443)

I agree, your life sucks (46417) - you deserved it (7907)

On 04/29/2009 at 12:13am - health - by fat_thighs (woman) - United States (California)

Today, one of our regular customers came in and was telling me he bought an assault rifle. I told him not to go off his meds and shoot up the store, as a joke. Later, my manager told me that the guy is on antidepressants and was discharged from the military for being "mentally unfit." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33822) - you deserved it (12552)

On 04/11/2009 at 12:07am - health - by masterdisaster (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was on a flight from Chicago to Minneapolis. A rather attractive young lady sitting next to me fell asleep at the beginning of the flight. About 40 minutes into the flight I noticed my fly was open. The lady woke to me with my hands in my crotch struggling to zip up my fly. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50288) - you deserved it (5719)

On 04/07/2009 at 2:12pm - misc - by saltynutz20 (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, while I was out, I was having a drink with a pretty girl. She started looking at my crotch and said smilingly, "There's something burning down there." I smiled, but she insisted. Ashes had set my trousers on fire. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13409) - you deserved it (2564)

On 11/19/2008 at 11:37pm - misc - by lageste - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was on a date with my new boyfriend. I acted very flirty and laughed very loudly to show him how funny he was. I laughed so loudly that I farted. FML

#329 (43)

I agree, your life sucks (20063) - you deserved it (11737)

On 11/18/2008 at 7:16am - love - by elsaza - Sent from mobile version



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