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  • Birth Date : Friday 5 March 1993 (20 years)
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Today, I was at work and I had to take a dump. Since I was the only person in the bathroom, I started singing, "I'm taking a poopy-poop poop poop poop." I was not the only person in the bathroom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6027) - you deserved it (43504)

On 12/31/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was having a nice moment with my granddaughter as she was being affectionate by stroking my face. We were both quite content, until she said, "Aw, Grandma, your skin feels just like a crocodile." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24250) - you deserved it (2282)

On 10/24/2009 at 5:14pm - kids - by Granny (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I went to McDonalds to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML

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On 10/24/2009 at 10:45am - misc - by HungryGirl (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I told my daughter how her eyes look exactly as pretty as my wife's. She told me that she loved the way my eyeballs stick out of my face, just like Elmo. FML

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69 comments

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On 10/03/2009 at 8:33am - kids - by dessaye (man) - Singapore

Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML

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On 11/09/2008 at 4:18am - health - by Noname - Sent from mobile version



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