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Visits<b>dessaye</b> - the 10/21/2009 at 11:05am

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Today, I was at work and I had to take a dump. Since I was the only person in the bathroom, I started singing, "I'm taking a poopy-poop poop poop poop." I was not the only person in the bathroom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8083) - you deserved it (56899)

On 12/31/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was having a nice moment with my granddaughter as she was being affectionate by stroking my face. We were both quite content, until she said, "Aw, Grandma, your skin feels just like a crocodile." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29195) - you deserved it (2951)

On 10/24/2009 at 5:14pm - kids - by Granny (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I went to McDonalds to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30397) - you deserved it (8632)

On 10/24/2009 at 10:45am - misc - by HungryGirl (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML

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On 11/09/2008 at 4:18am - health - by Noname - Sent from mobile version



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