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Today, my mother continued her lifelong habit of talking to anyone who isn't white in extremely slow, exaggerated "caveman" English. She insists that she isn't being racist, but rather is helping. FML

#12006480 (261)

I agree, your life sucks (34468) - you deserved it (3097)

On 07/20/2010 at 5:17pm - misc - by notmuchfun - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was enjoying some much needed serenity while I ate lunch in an empty park. To my surprise, an older, clean cut man in a suit sits on the bench next to me. Without saying a word, he unleashes the most foul of farts I've ever witnessed, gets up, gives me a nod and leaves. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62066) - you deserved it (3990)

On 06/16/2009 at 2:15am - misc - by Tim (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, at a party, my three friends and I thought it would be fun to urinate in a jug. We dislike the neighbours, so decided to throw the contents of the jug over the fence into their garden. It hit a tree and splashed back. I ended up covered in our piss. FML

#2592984 (387)

I agree, your life sucks (6477) - you deserved it (113931)

On 06/04/2009 at 6:38am - misc - by Unluggee (woman) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

Today, I tried to imitate Mary Poppins by jumping off a shed with an umbrella. I spent the next 3 hours in the emergency room. My leg is broken. FML

#2418263 (462)

I agree, your life sucks (12161) - you deserved it (149232)

On 05/29/2009 at 11:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML

#2019724 (646)

I agree, your life sucks (15674) - you deserved it (164804)

On 05/17/2009 at 4:16pm - misc - by karmasabitch (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was about to lose my virginity with my girlfriend of 2 years, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm not making this up. FML

#1604682 (331)

I agree, your life sucks (175279) - you deserved it (9035)

On 05/03/2009 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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