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  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 February 1990 (23 years)
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Today, I was cleaning out my bedside table when I came across some condoms I bought on my 18th birthday, to use the first time I had sex. They expired five years ago. I'm still waiting for my first time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61605) - you deserved it (8704)

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