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Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing but a t-shirt on for when he'd get back from work. He came home, saw me, apologized bashfully for failing to knock first, and went back outside. FML


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On 03/27/2014 at 7:10pm - love - by oops (woman) - United States (California)

Today, upon being asked to name all the planets, I had to sing along to a Lady Gaga song in my head to remember them. FML


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On 03/13/2014 at 6:28pm - misc - by Venus - United States (California)

Today, I asked my husband to try a little foreplay for once, instead of just rushing into sex. His idea of foreplay was to sweetly whisper that he was going to "penis" me so hard. That's the first time I've heard the word "penis" used as a verb, and hopefully the last. FML


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On 12/27/2013 at 5:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, being so desperate for money, I accepted a job in which I get shot at with paintballs for 6 hours. FML


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On 10/07/2013 at 10:08pm - work - by BOHICA123 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my 17-year-old son hacked off the legs of his bed with a saw. His explanation? "The bed looks cooler closer to the floor." FML


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On 09/06/2013 at 7:56am - kids - by Anonyme - France (Basse-Normandie)

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