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Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. Afterwards, my parents thought it would be a great idea to have my favourite meal. I got to watch them enjoy it. FML

#21512797
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22612) - you deserved it (1616)

On 01/08/2016 at 9:34am - health - by First World Problems - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I faced my fears. I've always had a weird fear of looking out of windows at night, afraid a face would suddenly appear. When I heard a strange noise outside, I looked out the window. Sure enough, the face of a man suddenly appeared. FML

#21509223
105 comments

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On 12/29/2015 at 11:16pm - misc - by NeverLookingAgain (woman) - United States

Today, I had to take my son to the ER after he badly messed up trying to light his farts on fire. FML

#21508083
80 comments

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On 12/26/2015 at 1:23pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my husband finally revealed that he's been secretly buying a particular brand of spicy chicken, eating it on his way home from work. He does it because it makes his farts smell just the way he likes it under the duvet when we go to bed. FML

#21505151
59 comments

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On 12/18/2015 at 12:49pm - misc - by tara (woman) - Switzerland (Zug)

Today, I burped in front of my crush. Well, not really in front of him. I turned around mid-burp and noticed him, not knowing anyone was there. The surprise made me scream a little, which only amplified the burp. So I made this mighty belch-turned-scream noise, while maintaining eye contact with him. FML

#21499543
71 comments

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On 12/03/2015 at 12:33am - love - by killmenow - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, while changing my daughter's diaper, I lifted up her butt to wipe her, which coincidentally caused her to fart. I hadn't wiped her yet so the force of air caused poop to fly at me at high speed, landing on my chest and face. My husband burst out laughing, saying, "You've been ass-blasted!" FML

#21496534
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On 11/25/2015 at 1:00am - kids - by coolest_mom (woman) -

Today, my six-year-old son told me how it was funny that there's "a food chicken and an animal chicken". That's going to be a fun one to explain to him. FML

#21496064
99 comments

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On 11/23/2015 at 10:23pm - kids - by sydcaller618 - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was washing my boobs in the shower when I caught my reflection in the mirror. I got super turned on at the sight of my large breasts all soaped up. I'm a man. FML

#21495827
83 comments

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On 11/23/2015 at 9:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML

#21491942
44 comments

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On 11/13/2015 at 12:47am - misc - by fryebaby623 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I gave a group presentation. Because I didn't know the last names of my group members, I'd put fake ones in, intending to replace them later. I forgot to change them and I ended up giving a presentation alongside a very angry Greg Penishead and Josh Acne. FML

#21491660
79 comments

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On 11/12/2015 at 11:55am - misc - by friendless1004 - United States (California)

Today, I farted myself awake, in a car full of my boyfriend's family. FML

#21491232
54 comments

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On 11/11/2015 at 11:52am - health - by The horror... (woman) - United Kingdom (Luton)

Today, I found out that my "friends" only invite me to their parties when they need a designated driver. Apparently I'm "not fun" because I don't drink, which "ruins the party". FML

#21491190
50 comments

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On 11/11/2015 at 9:38am - misc - by Neednewfriends (woman) - Australia

Today, I realised how damn creepy I am because I get nervous and smile when someone looks at me, and no it's not one of those smiles you'd love looking at, it's a smile straight out of a horror movie. I made a bunch of children run away. FML

#21489520
38 comments

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On 11/07/2015 at 9:33am - misc - by Hipnog (man) - Czech Republic

Today, I had to convince my nine year-old brother to stop using my biology textbook as a masturbatory aid so I could actually get some studying done. FML

#21488529
68 comments

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On 11/04/2015 at 8:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, during dinner, my boyfriend slowly walked up next to me, got on one knee, and in one movement pointed at my feet and shouted, "WHAT ARE THOSE?!" FML

#21488023
75 comments

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