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boatkicker
  • Town/Country : Dennis, MA, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 November 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 11765
  • Number of comments : 1903
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About boatkicker : Alright, let's see, time for an update.

I used to make smart comments, or funny ones, or ones that were smart and funny. But spending so much time on FML over the past year or two has killed what brain cells I had. Now I just babble. Sucks to be the one reading my comments. I have no sympathy. :D

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Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML

#7816615
586 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40570) - you deserved it (30565)

On 02/02/2010 at 3:30pm - kids - by fuckmylife (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my female room-mate decided to throw away my xbox, along with a few other possessions because they reminded her of her ex. Furiously, I asked her if "it was that time of the month again." Now I can't feel my balls, and miss my games. FML

#7448210
329 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29625) - you deserved it (9244)

On 01/19/2010 at 10:59pm - misc - by NYCguy (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I am not allowed to have any of my candy because of my sister's weight problem. FML

#6101203
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28776) - you deserved it (2987)

On 11/01/2009 at 1:02pm - misc - by looloogirl (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Today, my dad had something to tell me. He'd cleaned out my bank account to pay off 38,000 dollars worth of gambling debt. My wedding is in 5 months. FML

#5767098
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38421) - you deserved it (2636)

On 10/10/2009 at 10:59pm - money - by MadSon - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my mother said she trusted me enough to go with me for my first drive in my new car. As soon as we got in the car, she started hyperventilating and screaming we're going to crash. I didn't even start the engine. FML

#5758309
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27014) - you deserved it (2086)

On 10/10/2009 at 1:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (West Berkshire)

Today, I got an email from the company that manages my Cat's microchip informing me that I had to update my information that had been entered by the local Humane Society. Apparently, they listed my cat "Coral" as the owner, and me as the pet. To change it, they needed the cat's signature. FML

#5663418
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40783) - you deserved it (2979)

On 10/05/2009 at 3:23pm - animals - by APetsPet (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to babysit eight kids under the age of ten, all by myself. After five hours of Hell, the parents finally came back from the ASU game. I got paid $5. FML

#5365635
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39386) - you deserved it (5172)

On 09/20/2009 at 2:06am - misc - by JazzyandAlice (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my daughter used the kids potty chair on her own for the first time. Bad: The bucket was not in it so poo hit the floor. Good: she tried to clean it... Bad: with her socks. Good: she decided to clean the socks. Bad: she used the wall. Good: she finally called dad. FML

#5164209
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37200) - you deserved it (3176)

On 09/10/2009 at 3:51am - kids - by Udxero (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep. Apparently his record is 4 pillows, a textbook, and the cat. FML

#4330249
280 comments

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On 08/06/2009 at 7:11am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I graduated from college and my parents gave me an apple. Not the computer, the fruit. FML

#1901911
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54810) - you deserved it (3679)

On 05/13/2009 at 1:39pm - misc - by anon (man) - United States (Georgia)



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