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boar223's favorite FMLs

Today, I read a seemingly serious article online about giving your smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave for one minute. My phone is now fried. FML

#20864782
514 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17837) - you deserved it (127999)

On 09/02/2013 at 4:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, as I have been for 10 years, I'm allergic to fruit. After an argument with my mother, she yelled, "Here, have a banana and go kill yourself!" FML

#20434659
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46449) - you deserved it (7042) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/31/2012 at 5:09pm - misc - by aelia_oups - Sent from mobile version

Today, my four year old told my mother-in-law that our house is haunted because she hears a ghost at night saying "oh" and daddy's name as if they're hurt. FML

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139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27890) - you deserved it (16659)

On 08/06/2010 at 10:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my four year old told my mother-in-law that our house is haunted because she hears a ghost at night saying "oh" and daddy's name as if they're hurt. FML

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139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27890) - you deserved it (16659)

On 08/06/2010 at 10:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)



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