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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 October 1985 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 65
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About bnapier : Everything I do is wrong.
But by god I do it right.

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bnapier's favorite FMLs

Today, while on the bus, a friendly-looking guy smiled at me, so I smiled back. He then pointed at my teeth and said, "You gonna get those fixed, or just keep them as a conversation starter?" FML

Today, I'm at that age where sitting down carries a 50/50 chance of turning my balls into scrambled eggs, a fact confirmed yet again today. Third time this week. I think it's time to switch to briefs. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26046) - you deserved it (3749)

On 09/16/2014 at 12:20pm - health - by I need a new ballsack. (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, my girlfriend got up in the middle of sex saying, "You're taking too long, I'm gonna go make some popcorn." I asked her if she could get me some. She said no. FML


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On 09/04/2014 at 3:32pm - intimacy - by candy man - United States (North Carolina)

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