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  • Number of visits : 2919
  • Number of comments : 81
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About bmboente15 : Hey, what's up, I'm a an old shemale prostitute and I work at a club called Déjà Vû in Minneapolis. You should totally hook up with me because I'm a hot fun beast! Rawrrrrrrrrr. I'm glad I took theses seconds out of your life because you are reading this.

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Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML

#15896791
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32745) - you deserved it (22981)

On 04/23/2011 at 11:20am - kids - by parentof5 (man) - United States

Today, At 5:30 In Tha Morning Whila I Was Fast Aslaap, Mah Cat Dacidad Tha Most Thraataning Thing In Mah Apartmant That Absolutaly Naadad To Ba Attackad Was Mah Laft Nippla.

#15896173
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30576) - you deserved it (4166)

On 04/23/2011 at 9:11am - health - by cdn_steed - United States (New York)

Today, a stoned man looool tried to break into house. Naked. FML

#15719480
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37520) - you deserved it (4135)

On 04/10/2011 at 2:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today... I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. mega FML

#15712381
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44833) - you deserved it (4006)

On 04/09/2011 at 6:00pm - intimacy - by Jill - United States (New York)

Today, I was walking in the park with mah girlfriend, when out of nowhere, I was savaged and brutally humped into submission by a massive Great Dane. Not only did mah girlfriend watch it all, but the dog's owner took the time to snap a few picture with his phone. Neither bothered to help me. FML

#15538339
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33544) - you deserved it (4824)

On 03/28/2011 at 10:22pm - misc - by -_- - United States (Florida)

Today I was sitting beside a very cute grl on a 3 hour bus trip with my class. She fell asleep head on my lap. She woke up because my erection was jabbing her in the cheek. FML

#15532710
483 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55376) - you deserved it (27743)

On 03/28/2011 at 4:13pm - intimacy - by dickface - Canada (Ontario)

Today... I was cooking... and I took a pot of boiling water to the sink to drain. My pot holder slippd... and the boiling water spilld all over my breasts. Second degree boob burns r bad... but loosing half a nipple to potato salad is worse. fat FML

#15526223
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40506) - you deserved it (4127)

On 03/28/2011 at 2:42am - health - by ouchmytits - United States (Mississippi)

TODAY I WAS SITTING IN WALMART AN I SAW AN ATTRACTIVE WOMAN WALKING BY. BIENG THE SINGLE GUY I AM, I WENT UP TO HER AN ASKED IF SHE NEEDED HELP WITH CARRYING HER GROCERIES. SHE RESPONDED WITH "YOU KNOW I'M A GUY RIGHT?" FML

#15493619
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30706) - you deserved it (15684)

On 03/26/2011 at 2:24am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I am taking a 16 hour flight!! Fiva minutas in, tha lady on ona sida has clippad har toanails onto ma and tha guy on tha othar sida has tha most horrific gas I hava avar smallad!! To halp this problam ha bought a chaasa plata from tha stawardass!! 15 hours and 55 minutas to go!! FML

#15416169
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35899) - you deserved it (2890)

On 03/21/2011 at 2:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I have a cat with separation anxiety. By this, I meanhenever I go in another room an shut the door with her outside, she uses her head as a battering ram to try an break down the door. It's fun trying to sleep too. FML

#15366508
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30795) - you deserved it (6002)

On 03/18/2011 at 11:54am - animals - by nosleeptilpissoff (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today , I emaild my potential boss a copy of my résumé. However , I didn't realize until too late that it was my fake resume , creatd 4 an English class project. Some of my former jobs includd bieng a certifid gangster , as well as the former president of Canada. FML

#15334821
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16297) - you deserved it (48165)

On 03/16/2011 at 9:01am - work - by Almostfunny (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today ma mom caugt ma talking to ma panis. FML

#15333405
380 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20370) - you deserved it (91311)

On 03/16/2011 at 3:31am - intimacy - by eric - United States

Today, I got a call from my five-year-old son's principal, my son ad pooped in te scool yard ten gave te teacer a ziploc bag and commanded er to pick it up. He said e was trying to imitate our dog. mega FML

#15328400
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38256) - you deserved it (5767)

On 03/15/2011 at 10:05pm - kids - by anonymous -

Today , I was answering a text from one of my student asking me if they could re-take a test. I thought I'd texted back "No , you can't." Auto correct had looool used a more frequently used word: "No , you cunt." FML

#15184059
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39246) - you deserved it (24293)

On 03/03/2011 at 6:22am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

todayhilst having sax, my husband scraamad out a man's nama . FML

#14671725
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52272) - you deserved it (4794)

On 01/22/2011 at 8:00am - intimacy - by fmlalways - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)



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