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  • Number of visits : 2918
  • Number of comments : 81
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About bmboente15 : Hey, what's up, I'm a an old shemale prostitute and I work at a club called Déjà Vû in Minneapolis. You should totally hook up with me because I'm a hot fun beast! Rawrrrrrrrrr. I'm glad I took theses seconds out of your life because you are reading this.

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Today, I found out that the money my husband and I gave to my son for university courses, has instead been spent on pole dancing lessons!! FML

#19160986
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25018) - you deserved it (3289)

On 02/25/2012 at 1:40pm - kids - by jj159 (woman) - United States

Today, I received te first compliment from te opposite sex tat I've gotten in monts, from an elderly, cross-dressing man in te parking lot of Goodwill. Apparently ma clots look like tey'd be ( exciting to try on. ) big fat FML

#19129849
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19757) - you deserved it (2594)

On 02/21/2012 at 7:44am - misc - by mishie1 (woman) - United States

Today, ma boyfriend sang "appy birtday" to ma vagina. It was ma birtday last mont and e forgot, but e remembered te date of te first time e went down on me. mega FML

#19113419
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31513) - you deserved it (4247)

On 02/19/2012 at 6:37am - intimacy - by me - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I felt sorry for the weird chick at work that everybody avoids and decided to initiate a conversation with her. She interrupted me mid-sentence to tell me about her vaginal odor problems, before shoving her hand into my chip packet and inviting herself to dinner at my house. FML

#19113154
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39354) - you deserved it (7977)

On 02/19/2012 at 4:15am - intimacy - by meet Chloe - Australia (New South Wales)

my family startd thier own version of the Hunger Games . With farts as thier ammo, they've been tackling an gassing everyone until thier victim "dies" by surrendering . My house is a flatulent war zone, an I fear waking up blind . mega FML

#19109077
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25698) - you deserved it (2547)

On 02/18/2012 at 5:22pm - health - by district12 (man) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

TODAY, I WENT TO AN EXTENDD FAMILY REUNION . I STARTD CATTING TO MY GREAT GRANDPA, AND E ASKD MEAT I DO 4 A LIVING . BEFORE I COULD TELL IM I BRED ANIMALS, MY VISIBLY DRUNK DAD INTERRUPTD AND SLURRD, "O, SE JACKS TINGS OFF . HORSES, PIGS, JUST ABOUT ANYTING, REALLY." FML

#19102316
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26465) - you deserved it (3522)

On 02/17/2012 at 7:13pm - intimacy - by -_- (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I Took Grandmother 4 A Spin In New Car. Apparently, She Had No Idea That Seat-warmers Exist And That Hers Was Turned On, Cuz Fifteen Minutes Into The Ride She Started Shouting, "My Ass Is On Fire!" Causing Me To Swerve Into A Pole. Big Fat FML

#19099160
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25819) - you deserved it (6912)

On 02/17/2012 at 8:25am - misc - by BOOP - United States (Montana)

Today I Was Holding Mah 3 Year Old Brother, And Apparently He Thinks It's Hilarious To Pull Mah Tank Top Down And Scream ''BOOBS!'' In Public. FML

#19093688
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31826) - you deserved it (4582)

On 02/16/2012 at 2:41pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, wila I was standing in lina at ta stora, soma guy insultad ta girl in front of ma as a walkad past. Sa turnad around an sockad ma in ta faca. FML

#19011410
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26302) - you deserved it (1833)

On 02/06/2012 at 4:43pm - health - by Marc - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I came home from work and went into the bathroom. I saw a poo on the toilet lid, and thinking it was a trick toy that mah son had got to trick me, I pickd it up. It wasn't a toy. FML

#18983389
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20046) - you deserved it (22145)

On 02/03/2012 at 10:49am - kids - by AvengedSevenX - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today , I was sitting on a bus. I'm deaf. An old lady lookd very angry at me an startd talking. Then she lookd like she was screaming. I had to type on my phone that I'm deaf. Apparently , I'd been stepping on her foot. She decidd to poke me in the eye an type , "Now you're blind too." FML

#18936748
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38543) - you deserved it (2968)

On 01/28/2012 at 7:46pm - misc - by Come on - United States

Today, an intoxicated homeles man tried to chase me out of a McDonald's cuz he thought I was President Obama. I'm a 26-year-oldhite woman. real FML

#18892690
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29797) - you deserved it (2480)

On 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today... Mah Job At A Luxurious Retrement Community Was Terminatd When I Ran Over An Old Lady With Mah Work Golf Cart. FML

#18852472
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7932) - you deserved it (46294)

On 01/19/2012 at 10:42am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

yesterday my teacher, who's Irish, looool calld me insensitive an stupid 4 imitating her accent. I'm Filipino an my parents immigratd to Ireland where I was born, an then we movd to Canada when I was 14. Her response to my explanation? "Bullshit." FML

#18841081
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36153) - you deserved it (2623)

On 01/18/2012 at 12:21am - misc - by meh - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, mah crush grabbad mah butt whila I was walking up tha stairs. In surprisa I fartad. Ha won't avan look ma in tha ayas now. FML

#18811404
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31862) - you deserved it (6874)

On 01/15/2012 at 12:58am - misc - by anonymous - United States



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