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  • Number of visits : 1975
  • Number of comments : 81
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About bmboente15 : Hey, what's up, I'm a an old shemale prostitute and I work at a club called Déjà Vû in Minneapolis. You should totally hook up with me because I'm a hot fun beast! Rawrrrrrrrrr. I'm glad I took theses seconds out of your life because you are reading this.

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Today, I was working at Old Navy. A girl came up to me and did a bizarre dance. Not knowing how to react, I imitated her to be friendly with the customer. Then she stopped cold. Her friend stormed up to me and yelled, "you jerk! Why are you mocking her? She has tourettes you know!" FML

#245096
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46716) - you deserved it (37603)

On 03/08/2009 at 8:00pm - work - by Ricky (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was going to a Harry Potter convention since I love the books so much. On my drive there I got lost, and it only got worse when my car broke down. Since I forgot my cell phone I decided to try and hitch a ride. I stood on the side of a road for two hours dressed like Ron Weasley. FML

#238492
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27382) - you deserved it (53912)

On 03/07/2009 at 11:03pm - misc - by GrLifeusx (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I asked a very cute fireman for his number "just in case I needed him to come to my rescue"... He told me "Yeah sure!" and scribbled it down. After he walked away I read his note: "911". FML

#125152
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16957) - you deserved it (44254)

On 02/24/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, after a late night at a bar, I stepped into my building's elevator with a Chinese man who was carrying a plastic bag. Without thinking, I said, "Oooh, are you still delivering?" His response was, "I live here." FML

#6479
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6915) - you deserved it (48086)

On 02/03/2009 at 2:57pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

#3426
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28116) - you deserved it (2864)

On 01/29/2009 at 4:25pm - animals - by MoncaBang - United States (Illinois)

Today, I marked the 6th anniversary of the last time I had intercourse. FML

#3114
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34376) - you deserved it (4974)

On 01/28/2009 at 3:18pm - misc - by Noname - United States (California)

Today, taking the train to work after the worst hangover ever, two immense fat women start talking about rim jobs. I got up to switch cabins just in time for their conversation to switch over to RECEIVING rim jobs. I sprayed puke all over myself and an innocent bystander. FML

#857
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21347) - you deserved it (3733)

On 01/08/2009 at 6:21am - health - by depraved - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, taking the train to work after the worst hangover ever, two immense fat women start talking about rim jobs. I got up to switch cabins just in time for their conversation to switch over to RECEIVING rim jobs. I sprayed puke all over myself and an innocent bystander. FML

#857
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21347) - you deserved it (3733)

On 01/08/2009 at 6:21am - health - by depraved - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML

#356
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27919) - you deserved it (2491)

On 11/21/2008 at 7:53am - misc - by Kourou - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend said to me, "You know, you only have to wash 3 times a week to be clean." FML

#309
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27488) - you deserved it (6862)

On 11/16/2008 at 12:54am - love - by Pepe - Sent from mobile version



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