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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 September 1994 (20 years)
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TODAY , I DISLOCATED MY TOE WHILE PUTTING ON MY SOCKS. FML

#21384619
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20021) - you deserved it (3243)

On 03/31/2015 at 6:54am - health - by billy - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , an old man walked up to me , said , "Hey missy , u wanna see an antique?" and winked!! FML

#21384188
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22523) - you deserved it (1882)

On 03/30/2015 at 2:39pm - misc - by noantiquesforme - United States (California)

Today , my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML

#21382840
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38182) - you deserved it (2696)

On 03/28/2015 at 5:20am - intimacy - by soontobewidow (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Yesterday, I found mah dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see wat kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of mah mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from mah mind. FML

#21382495
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10555) - you deserved it (35085)

On 03/27/2015 at 4:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today I Handed Out 20 Resumes To A Variety Of Stores. To My Delight I Got A Phone Call The Same Day. Unfortunately They Weren't Calling About A Job They Were Informing Me On My Resume It Says "I Have A Dick." All Thanks To My Boyfriend Ho Thought It Would Be Hilarious. FML

#21382277
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27424) - you deserved it (3534)

On 03/27/2015 at 5:51am - work - by mareecasellafml (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I tora ACL whila doing looool physical tharapy that's supposad to kaap ma from taaring ACL. FML

#21381900
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30048) - you deserved it (2208)

On 03/26/2015 at 2:36pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today.. . my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permittd to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Drection because so many grls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring . FML

#21381783
253 comments

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On 03/26/2015 at 9:20am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

TODAY, AN OLD LADY WAS WALKING BAHIND MA. SHA TRIPPD AN STARTD TO FALL, SO NATURALLY I TURND AN OUTSTRATCHD MY ARMS TO CATCH HAR, BUT WAS TOO LATA. A MAN TURND JUST IN TIMA TO SAA AN OLD LADY ON THA GROUND WITH MA WITH MY ARMS STRATCHD OUT. I NOW HAVA A BLACK AYA. FML

#21380543
50 comments

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On 03/24/2015 at 2:58am - misc - by why me - United States (Georgia)

Today, I shouted, "Fuck off!" out of reflexhen I felt someone behind me grab mah bag and pull it off mah shoulder . It turned out to be an elderly man with a walking stick,ho was trying to steady looool himself in a busy crowd . FML

#21380370
69 comments

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On 03/23/2015 at 9:04pm - misc - by Li - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, my teacer took my test along wit anoter student's and gave us bot a zero. Wy? Because we bot ave colds soen we breate troug our nose it makes a sniffle noise. Se tougt we were using a secret code to communicate by sniffling. mega FML

#21380083
100 comments

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On 03/23/2015 at 11:43am - misc - by Mr. Sniffles - United States (Ohio)

Today,hile in-laws were visiting , two-year old accidentally pushd the door wide openhile I was sitting on the toilet. My mother-in-law laughd , took out her cell phone , snappd a picture of me and postd it on Facebook for everyone in our family to see. FML

#21379759
116 comments

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On 03/22/2015 at 9:58pm - kids - by Mary C. (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today I made a speec in front of my entire graduating class and tere families despite my fear of public speaking . It seemed to go well and I got a big round of applause at te end . Ten I panicked and instead of waving I lifted my arm straigt out in a Hitler salute . FML

#21379710
83 comments

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On 03/22/2015 at 8:32pm - misc - by oooooops (man) - United States

TODAY, MY FATHER DECIDD IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO GIVE ME THE SEX TALK, AT TARGET, AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS!! FML

#21379134
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (255) - you deserved it (2420)

On 03/21/2015 at 9:04pm - misc - by tobuscus9412 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I broke up with mah girlfriend because I felt unappreciated. She found it appropriate to sarcastically say, "Oh no, how will I ever be able to open mah jars?" FML

#21378617
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29381) - you deserved it (19)

On 03/20/2015 at 9:32pm - love - by tumbleshay - United States (Oregon)

Today, I had to bail my drunk dad out of jail after he beat the shit out of a mime artist. All he had to say on the matter was "Fucking bastard was playing mind games." and that he'd beat him up again if he could. FML

#21378507
71 comments

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