bmackdaddy12

Search for a member

Offline (the 06/16/2016 at 3:08am)

bmackdaddy12

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 April 1990 (26 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 368
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About bmackdaddy12 : I have a giant cock

bmackdaddy12's page activity

Visits<b>SuperDani</b> - the 06/04/2014 at 1:06pm<b>mylifemychoices</b> - the 06/01/2014 at 1:25am<b>adubzdoesit</b> - the 04/19/2014 at 1:42pm<b>mitchel_112</b> - the 02/21/2014 at 7:12pm<b>hanna_0619</b> - the 12/05/2013 at 1:08am<b>haylburg</b> - the 11/03/2013 at 8:21pm<b>lachina805</b> - the 10/30/2013 at 6:26pm<b>Deerohdahshet</b> - the 10/27/2013 at 5:21pm<b>Kataclysm97</b> - the 10/23/2013 at 6:26pm<b>Thursdayxo</b> - the 10/20/2013 at 12:17am<b>MissJennyale</b> - the 10/18/2013 at 6:02pm<b>iHiccupBS</b> - the 10/16/2013 at 5:00pm<b>sweet0cheeks</b> - the 10/15/2013 at 10:12am<b>Batgirl124</b> - the 10/14/2013 at 6:04pm<b>countryflea79</b> - the 10/13/2013 at 10:35pm<b>miss_chriss</b> - the 10/13/2013 at 9:04pm<b>JillianBall</b> - the 08/25/2013 at 12:31pm<b>falloutboy89</b> - the 07/29/2013 at 1:26pm

bmackdaddy12's FML badges

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

See all of bmackdaddy12's badges

bmackdaddy12's favorite FMLs

Today, after years of marriage and my lazy husband letting himself go, I can now finish a bottle of wine and still be sober. This means I've built immunity to the last thing that can make me want to have sex with him. FML

by Anonymous / 04/21/2014 at 11:00pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I jokingly told my friend that when a tree seems to sway in the wind, it's really just having an orgasm. Not only did she believe me, she's been smugly informing everyone we know. She's 26. I seem to be friends with an absolute idiot. FML

by what have i done with my life / 07/21/2013 at 1:46pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was chatting online with several relatives, discussing our family reunion. Bored out of my mind, I clicked to rename the conversation to "Boring shit with almost dead people." I didn't know it'd rename it for everyone. FML

by emileeisamazing / 07/03/2013 at 12:54pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I tried acid for the first time while camping with my best friend. A drunk driver smashed into my car, leaving it totaled. I had to explain the situation to a cop all while thinking my car was bleeding green ooze. FML

by Anonymous / 07/02/2013 at 1:24am / United States (California) / Transportation

Today, my fiancé paid a visit to my parents so he could ask my dad's permission to marry me. My dad responded with, "Why buy the cow when you can milk it for free?" FML

by Gracie-Ann / 07/01/2013 at 2:38am / United States (Oregon) / Love

Today, I walked in on my dad's poker game. He didn't know I was there, and was telling his friends what he would do to my girlfriend if I wasn't dating her. FML

by Creepedout / 06/24/2013 at 9:27pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML

by pdub523 / 01/27/2013 at 12:57am / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, my 14-year-old daughter came home after sneaking out and partying. She was totally drunk, and started crying on my shoulder because some boy named "Thomas" has a small dick, and she had to fake an orgasm. FML

by valnaj1 / 12/24/2012 at 10:03pm / Denmark (Syddanmark) / Intimacy