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  • Town/Country : Alabama, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 August 1989 (24 years)
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Today, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. She pretended like it never happened. FML

Today, while I was peacefully sleeping, I felt a hand suddenly slap my forehead. Then fingers began to press against my mouth, then nose, then eyes. I finally woke up to my girlfriend laughing hysterically. She'd confused me with her clock-radio. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24134) - you deserved it (3118) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/15/2012 at 1:14pm - love - by Vitriol (man) - France



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