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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 August 1989 (26 years)
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Today, I asked my girlfriend to marry me. She pretended like it never happened. FML

Today, while I was peacefully sleeping, I felt a hand suddenly slap my forehead. Then fingers began to press against my mouth, then nose, then eyes. I finally woke up to my girlfriend laughing hysterically. She'd confused me with her clock-radio. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29956) - you deserved it (3628) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

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