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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 20 March 1995 (20 years)
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Today, my Spanish teacher imitated the sound of a coffee grinder, and then said in Spanish, "OK, all of you do it." I did it, thinking everyone else would too. I was the only one in the class who'd understood the Spanish part. FML

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