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Today, I actually considered my boyfriend romantic and deserving of an award when he didn't fart after sex. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36621) - you deserved it (6409)

On 02/01/2013 at 2:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I waited over 30 minutes in freezing cold weather for my bus. When it finally arrived, I went to get on board, but slipped and fell on the icy ground. The driver waited a whole 2 seconds before snorting, "Ain't nobody got time for this shit", closing the doors, and driving off. FML


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On 01/24/2013 at 4:25pm - misc - by frozensolid (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, while video chatting with my girlfriend, who lives on the other side of the country, I thought I'd play a song for her on my guitar. The string broke and hit me in the face. I burst into tears and had to hang up. FML


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On 01/21/2013 at 12:04pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went on a date for the first time in months. Over dessert, my date told a joke, and I tittered vigorously, causing me to choke and throw up all over my date. FML


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On 01/07/2011 at 6:42pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

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