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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 June 1998 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 8873
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About blueyes909 : Hi 🙂

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Visits<b>roman11</b> - 17 hours ago<b>firefighterbee</b> - the 08/19/2016 at 2:28am<b>AmIBovvered</b> - the 08/15/2016 at 12:27am<b>Shadowvoid</b> - the 08/13/2016 at 12:35pm<b>sweetgurl1985</b> - the 06/26/2016 at 1:16am<b>Hari_Hk</b> - the 06/16/2016 at 3:39am<b>worthypegram1</b> - the 06/03/2016 at 7:06pm<b>Mons</b> - the 05/30/2016 at 2:51pm<b>shelovesshoes</b> - the 05/15/2016 at 9:23am<b>whootywhoo</b> - the 05/14/2016 at 2:05pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 05/02/2016 at 6:34pm<b>timotay89</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 5:40am<b>KayBTay</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 11:18pm<b>grifmelo</b> - the 03/29/2016 at 10:31pm<b>oldmanringo</b> - the 03/17/2016 at 5:55am<b>pred8885</b> - the 03/15/2016 at 9:23am<b>annequenneville</b> - the 03/15/2016 at 12:04am<b>Naisha_D</b> - the 03/14/2016 at 12:32am

Fucked!<b>whootywhoo</b> - the 05/14/2016 at 5:59am<b>Mons</b> - the 03/17/2016 at 1:12am<b>oldmanringo</b> - the 03/15/2016 at 1:57pm<b>annequenneville</b> - the 03/15/2016 at 4:58am<b>Shadowvoid</b> - the 03/14/2016 at 10:04pm<b>Moskaaa7</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 7:17pm<b>ananicosia</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 3:40pm<b>Anushka</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 3:34am<b>delfino1604</b> - the 02/12/2016 at 4:12pm<b>harleyquinnxx</b> - the 02/12/2016 at 1:26pm<b>orios105</b> - the 02/12/2016 at 6:08am<b>Hari_Hk</b> - the 02/11/2016 at 2:43pm<b>lukian</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 3:20am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 12:54am<b>tiger820</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 9:45pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 5:32pm<b>macncheeze97</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 7:54pm

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blueyes909's favorite FMLs

Today, just like the past 2 weeks, I'm so broke that I only got to eat dinner because I went on a first date with a guy from Tinder. FML

by broke / 07/09/2016 at 3:36am / Money

Today, I lost my virginity. It was painful, but not as painful as my boyfriend asking afterwards: "Um... did you use to be a guy?" FML

Today, I purposefully spilt my 44oz. cup of water on myself at work, because spending the rest of the day in soaking wet pants was less embarrassing than letting people know I'd pissed myself. FML

by Pissed / 06/20/2016 at 3:27pm / United States (North Carolina) / Work

Today, I proposed to my boyfriend. He said yes, but is now sulking because I took away his "manhood". Jeez, sorry I didn't want to wait another 7 years for you to finally do it. FML

by Anonymous / 06/11/2016 at 10:27am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out my parents have been slipping birth control pills into my morning orange juice since I was 13. FML

Today, I paid 60 dollars for my senior yearbook. They forgot to put me in it. FML

by N / 05/20/2016 at 4:22pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend keeps requesting that I make eye contact when I give him blowjobs. He won't let up about it. I don't know how to break it to him that his penis is too small for me to suck and look upward at the same time. FML

by oh gee / 05/02/2016 at 1:01am / Intimacy

Today, a weird guy approached me and started asking me many questions. I didn't know how to get out of this situation, so I suddenly ran away shouting, "Stranger danger! " I'm 21. FML

by foreveryoung / 04/30/2016 at 12:23pm / France / Miscellaneous

Today, while half asleep, I dipped my finger in ketchup instead of a fry, and bit down on it so hard I needed stitches. FML

by Dipping Tired / 04/20/2016 at 7:17pm / United States (New York) / Health

Today, my wife and I were Skyping, when she decided to put on a "show" for me. Seconds before she was about to climax, we lost internet connection. FML

by 0h_Boy / 04/20/2016 at 4:03pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, my parents said they know I don't do drugs or drink because I have no friends to do drugs or drink with. They are right. FML

by Me myself & I / 04/18/2016 at 9:09pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, I performed a piano piece at a school play. Everything went well until I got up and accidentally smashed my shin against one of the piano legs. Before I could bite my tongue, I'd already yelled "Fucking hell!" in front of about 50 second graders. FML

by Anonymous / 04/18/2016 at 3:28pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, my daughter and her "friend" kept using crude euphemisms right in front of me, thinking I was too old or too stupid to figure out what they meant. I nearly had an aneurysm when she told him he could put his "pencil" in her "sharpener" next time they studied together. FML

by Anonymous / 04/09/2016 at 9:12am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Kids

Today, my girlfriend wanted to try having sex despite her serious body image issues. Unfortunately, I couldn't get it up due to how utterly terrified she looked. Now no matter what I say, she thinks it's all because her body is hideous. FML

by Anonymous / 04/06/2016 at 12:59pm / United States (Connecticut) / Intimacy

Today, I met a girl who was just as socially anxious as me. We spent the whole night staring at each other, then quickly looking away when the other person saw. FML

by Anonymous / 03/28/2016 at 4:23pm / United States / Love