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bluestrawberry17

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bluestrawberry17

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 3 May 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1859
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I tried to work on my attitude at work. People say I'm mean, so I tried to be nice all day. Apparently I'm now condescending. FML

#21415518
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25799) - you deserved it (3776)

On 05/25/2015 at 1:42pm - work - by Frustrated - United States

Today, my drunk boyfriend decided to wake me up by fingering me. Let's just say going to the ER to get your tampon dug out isn't fun. FML

#21410572
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37033) - you deserved it (3270)

On 05/15/2015 at 3:54pm - intimacy - by nazirah4shizzle (woman) - United States

Today, I was feeling pretty, so I wore a skirt for the first time in years. Two hours later, my thighs hurt from slapping together so much. I no longer feel pretty. FML

#21407700
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30039) - you deserved it (4979)

On 05/10/2015 at 9:47am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I had a plan. I was going to get up early, eat a well balanced breakfast, put on my workout clothes and enjoy this beautiful day with a fulfilling jog. Instead, I put on my workout clothes, spent hours on social media, ate a pizza and ended up falling asleep on my coach. FML

#21406331
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17885) - you deserved it (26422)

On 05/07/2015 at 5:43pm - money - by NevertheKool (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was diagnosed with type 1 diabetes. My mom's reaction was, I shit you not, to tell me to "walk it off". FML

#21403286
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30428) - you deserved it (2539)

On 05/02/2015 at 5:59am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I felt sick to my stomach, so I told my mother I didn't want to eat dinner. She started accusing me of being anorexic, so I ate a little bit anyway to make her stop. I then threw up, only for her to take it as confirmation that I have an eating disorder. FML

#21403099
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31712) - you deserved it (2324)

On 05/01/2015 at 8:33pm - health - by I'm just sick, really - United States (Missouri)

Today, my mom announced my pregnancy to the entire family via Facebook with the post, "Just went from a MILF to a GILF in one moment of unprotected sex." FML

#21401833
101 comments

Today, I made a speech in front of my entire graduating class and their families, despite my fear of public speaking. It seemed to go well and I got a big round of applause at the end. Then I panicked and instead of waving, I lifted my arm straight out in a Hitler salute. FML

#21379710
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34819) - you deserved it (7137)

On 03/22/2015 at 8:32pm - misc - by oooooops (man) - United States

Today, I told my mom I've been having sleep issues and asked if she could take me to the doctor. She decided I just need to read the Bible more. Needless to say, I still can't sleep. FML

#21377689
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29105) - you deserved it (2432)

On 03/19/2015 at 10:24am - health - by david99021 (man) - Turkey (Ankara)

Today, my brother wore a T-shirt to my birthday party that said "I dig skinny chicks". I'm a recovering anorexic and told him that I didn't really like his shirt. His response? "Don't let the liberal media brainwash you into thinking it's OK to be fat." FML

#21376642
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34543) - you deserved it (4686)

On 03/17/2015 at 8:18pm - misc - by Idigrespectfulattire (woman) - Trinidad and Tobago (Port-of-Spain)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Not for cheating or for flirting, but because I wear tighty whities. FML

#21376186
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32486) - you deserved it (21719)

On 03/17/2015 at 3:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, I tried to surprise my husband by wearing something sexy to bed. He didn't say anything, just laughed and left the room for 10 minutes. The little confidence I had disappeared, so I changed, feeling stupid for thinking I could pull off sexy. He got mad at me for being confusing. FML

#21376116
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39990) - you deserved it (3884)

On 03/17/2015 at 1:09am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, what my friends call my "resting bitch face" freaked my boyfriend out enough during sex that he went soft inside me. FML

#21374265
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33399) - you deserved it (7893)

On 03/14/2015 at 4:22am - intimacy - by sa la vash (woman) - Netherlands

Today, away at college, I called my grandmother to hear how she was doing after her knee surgery. She ended up talking about Hooters and how I should work there because of my "rare body". When I mentioned I've been studying computer science, earning a 3.8 GPA, she replied, "But you're a girl." FML

#21361518
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36617) - you deserved it (3206)

On 02/23/2015 at 2:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)



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