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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 May 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 810
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About bluestrawberry17 : I haven't had a smoke in over 35 years and I'm only 11

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Today I made a speec in front of my entire graduating class and tere families despite my fear of public speaking . It seemed to go well and I got a big round of applause at te end . Ten I panicked and instead of waving I lifted my arm straigt out in a Hitler salute . FML

#21379710
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32194) - you deserved it (6512)

On 03/22/2015 at 8:32pm - misc - by oooooops (man) - United States

TODAY I TOLD MY MOM I'VE BEEN HAVING SLEEP ISSUES AN ASKED IF SHE COULD TAKE ME TO THE DOCTOR!! SHE DECIDED I JUST NEED TO READ THE BIBLE MORE!! NEEDLESS TO SAY I STILL CAN'T SLEEP!! BIG FAT FML

#21377689
125 comments

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On 03/19/2015 at 10:24am - health - by david99021 (man) - Turkey (Ankara)

Today my brother wore a T-shirt to my birthday party that said ( I dig skinny chicks ) . I'm a recovering anorexic and told him that I didn't really lyk his shirt . His response? ( Don't let the liberal media brainwash u into thinking it's OK to be fat . ) FML

#21376642
179 comments

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On 03/17/2015 at 8:18pm - misc - by Idigrespectfulattire (woman) - Trinidad and Tobago (Port-of-Spain)

yesterday my girlfriend dumped me. Not for ceating or for flirting, but because I wear tigtyities. FML

#21376186
119 comments

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On 03/17/2015 at 3:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today I tried to surprise mah husband by wearing something sexy to bed. He didn't say anything just laughed and left the room fir 10 minutes. The little confidence I had disappeared so I changed feeling stupid fir thinking I could pull off sexy. He got mad at me fir bieng confusing. FML

#21376116
95 comments

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On 03/17/2015 at 1:09am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today,hat my friends call my "resting bitch face" freaked my boyfriend out enough during sex that he went soft inside me. FML

#21374265
89 comments

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On 03/14/2015 at 4:22am - intimacy - by sa la vash (woman) - Netherlands

Today, Away At College, I Called Mah Grandmother To Hear How She Was Doing After Her Knee Surgery. She Ended Up Talking About Hooters And How I Should Work There Cuz Of Mah "rare Body". When I Mentioned I've Been Studying Computer Science, Earning A 3.8 GPA, She Replied, "But Your A Grl." FML

#21361518
142 comments

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On 02/23/2015 at 2:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, mah boyfriend of 5 days proposed to me at the mall . FML

#21349612
157 comments

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On 02/04/2015 at 11:06am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands

TODAY, I WALKAD IN ON MAH HUSBAND JACKING OFF TO A PHOTO OF HIMSALF. FML

#21346857
99 comments

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On 01/30/2015 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

today I bought an electric toothbrush because their supposed to be a lot healthier than regular ones. My crazy religious mom immediately called me a whore an said she knew what I really wanted to use it for. So that's $80 in the trash. FML

#21343820
122 comments

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On 01/25/2015 at 2:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

TODAY... MY GRLFRIEND GAVE ME MY FRST HANDJOB. I WAS NERVOUS... SOHEN SHE WENT TO DO IT... I PANICKD AND YELLD... "FRMLY GRASP IT!" SHE THEN COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING CUZ IT WAS A LINE FROM SPONGEBOB. FML

Today, one of my debate opponents used the "Bill O'Rielly defense" against my arguments. This involved saying "You can't explain that" about easily explained stuff, and speaking louder and louder to drown out my voice. He ended up getting a better grade than mine. FML

#21298962
29 comments

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On 11/14/2014 at 1:39pm - misc - by shreking_bawl (man) - Norway

Today, I found a book in attic that I always read when I was a kid!! For old times sake I read it again!! On the very first page, child me had written, ( Go to page 15 ) so I did!! On page 15, in big red letters, it said, ( Get bent )!! I got pranked by myself!! big fat FML

#21281163
58 comments

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On 10/19/2014 at 3:27pm - misc - by Deadpool434 (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, my psycho mom walked in while I was chilling and having fun with some friends . She kicked them out and now wants to drug test me, because "Nobody's that happy without drugs" . mega FML

#21280487
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38246) - you deserved it (2564)

On 10/18/2014 at 2:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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