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bluestrawberry17

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 May 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 879
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About bluestrawberry17 : I haven't had a smoke in over 35 years and I'm only 11

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Visits<b>the_aspect</b> - the 04/04/2015 at 10:34pm<b>noah_sutton</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 8:21pm<b>FitFriday</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 10:09pm<b>Neverafter</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 6:58pm<b>shiffizzle</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 12:23am<b>Indiantrolledd</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 6:55pm<b>423</b> - the 11/23/2014 at 11:19pm<b>TuChiLE_MeXiCaNO</b> - the 11/22/2014 at 1:45pm<b>Honema</b> - the 11/22/2014 at 9:29am<b>gurbism</b> - the 11/21/2014 at 11:39pm<b>inowhtthefoxsays</b> - the 11/21/2014 at 7:59pm<b>Suchadiva</b> - the 11/21/2014 at 7:42pm<b>Nordrag</b> - the 11/21/2014 at 7:00pm<b>gary3768</b> - the 11/21/2014 at 6:23pm<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 11/21/2014 at 6:22pm<b>CCRider</b> - the 11/21/2014 at 6:14pm<b>Cortezthe1st</b> - the 11/05/2014 at 8:31pm<b>boring_boredom</b> - the 10/31/2014 at 12:55am

Fucked!<b>CCRider</b> - the 11/22/2014 at 12:14am

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bluestrawberry17's favorite FMLs

Today, I made a speech in front of my entire graduating class and their families, despite my fear of public speaking. It seemed to go well and I got a big round of applause at the end. Then I panicked and instead of waving, I lifted my arm straight out in a Hitler salute. FML

#21379710
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32796) - you deserved it (6563)

On 03/22/2015 at 8:32pm - misc - by oooooops (man) - United States

Today, I told my mom I've been having sleep issues and asked if she could take me to the doctor. She decided I just need to read the Bible more. Needless to say, I still can't sleep. FML

#21377689
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27248) - you deserved it (2160)

On 03/19/2015 at 10:24am - health - by david99021 (man) - Turkey (Ankara)

Today, my brother wore a T-shirt to my birthday party that said "I dig skinny chicks". I'm a recovering anorexic and told him that I didn't really like his shirt. His response? "Don't let the liberal media brainwash you into thinking it's OK to be fat." FML

#21376642
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32386) - you deserved it (4202)

On 03/17/2015 at 8:18pm - misc - by Idigrespectfulattire (woman) - Trinidad and Tobago (Port-of-Spain)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Not for cheating or for flirting, but because I wear tighty whities. FML

#21376186
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28532) - you deserved it (18199)

On 03/17/2015 at 3:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, I tried to surprise my husband by wearing something sexy to bed. He didn't say anything, just laughed and left the room for 10 minutes. The little confidence I had disappeared, so I changed, feeling stupid for thinking I could pull off sexy. He got mad at me for being confusing. FML

#21376116
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34550) - you deserved it (54)

On 03/17/2015 at 1:09am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, what my friends call my "resting bitch face" freaked my boyfriend out enough during sex that he went soft inside me. FML

#21374265
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29441) - you deserved it (6496)

On 03/14/2015 at 4:22am - intimacy - by sa la vash (woman) - Netherlands

Today, away at college, I called my grandmother to hear how she was doing after her knee surgery. She ended up talking about Hooters and how I should work there because of my "rare body". When I mentioned I've been studying computer science, earning a 3.8 GPA, she replied, "But you're a girl." FML

#21361518
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34541) - you deserved it (2906)

On 02/23/2015 at 2:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend of 5 days proposed to me at the mall. FML

#21349612
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39173) - you deserved it (3931)

On 02/04/2015 at 11:06am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands

Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML

#21346857
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35378) - you deserved it (3684)

On 01/30/2015 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I bought an electric toothbrush because they're supposed to be a lot healthier than regular ones. My crazy religious mom immediately called me a whore and said she knew what I really wanted to use it for. So that's $80 in the trash. FML

#21343820
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28463) - you deserved it (2345)

On 01/25/2015 at 2:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first handjob. I was nervous, so when she went to do it, I panicked and yelled, "Firmly grasp it!" She then couldn't stop laughing because it was a line from SpongeBob. FML

Today, one of my debate opponents used the "Bill O'Reilly defense" against my arguments. This involved saying "You can't explain that" about easily explained stuff, and speaking louder and louder to drown out my voice. He ended up getting a better grade than mine. FML

#21298962
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27954) - you deserved it (2829)

On 11/14/2014 at 1:39pm - misc - by shreking_bawl (man) - Norway

Today, I found a book in my attic that I always read when I was a kid. For old times sake I read it again. On the very first page, child me had written, "Go to page 15" so I did. On page 15, in big red letters, it said, "Get bent". I got pranked by myself. FML

#21281163
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29845) - you deserved it (7896)

On 10/19/2014 at 3:27pm - misc - by Deadpool434 (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, my psycho mom walked in while I was chilling and having fun with some friends. She kicked them out and now wants to drug test me, because "Nobody's that happy without drugs". FML

#21280487
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38252) - you deserved it (2567)

On 10/18/2014 at 2:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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