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Today, I was mowing the lawn of my brand new house, located in a very nice neighborhood (I am a hispanic male), and a lady in her nice white cadillac drove up and asked me, in extremely broken spanish, if I could mow her lawn too. FML

#664071
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (132211) - you deserved it (10329)

On 03/28/2009 at 4:17pm - misc - by Michaelichael (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I received two withdrawl grades in school for droping the classes due to a kidney infection that kept me in the hospital. I wrote a petition to the dean asking to remove the grades. He replied to send a doctor's note. I did this, and he said that I was faking and the note was forged. FML

#547884
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (104171) - you deserved it (3978)

On 03/23/2009 at 2:12am - misc - by snoozer (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my dad and a construction worker were having a long talk. I heard the door slam, and assumed that this worker had left. So I yelled out "Hey dad what were you talking about? Did you talk slowly so the idiot could understand?" Turns out my dad was the one who had walked out. FML

#219438
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6067) - you deserved it (59679)

On 03/05/2009 at 6:26pm - misc - by anashaalmajiid (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend was coming over so I bought this sexy corset, some fishnets, stilettos and see-through thong. After my dad left I dressed up and a few minutes later the doorbell rang. I answered it, whip in hand. It was my dad. He forgot his keys. I'm grounded. FML

#170978
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46602) - you deserved it (157370)

On 03/01/2009 at 2:27pm - intimacy - by thissucks (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to get a sports physical at a hospital. My nurse was morbidly obese and unattractive. She told me she would go through the tests listed on the sheet. She did everything, including feeling my genitalia. When it was done, I read over the sheet. Genitalia wasn't a test listed. FML

#162461
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (154785) - you deserved it (13850)

On 02/28/2009 at 4:58pm - health - by TahRah (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was at church and saw a blind teenager who obviously felt lost. Feeling like I should help I went over and asked if he needed anything. He said, "I can't find my caretaker." I asked, "What does she look like?" FML

#159157
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15087) - you deserved it (59531)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:59am - misc - by wideman (man) - United States (California)

Today, after class, my teacher pulled me aside and said "You know, I never received the e-mail regarding your disabilities that your parents mentioned. Could you have them resend it?" What disabilities? FML

#85475
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47997) - you deserved it (2295)

On 02/20/2009 at 1:16am - work - by Jedi (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I spent $400 at the stripclub and got 4 phone numbers. I as walked out of the club, I noticed it was tranny-night. FML

#5857
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8755) - you deserved it (44764)

On 02/02/2009 at 11:42pm - money - by bluntedone (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I got in a huge fight with my mom. So, I went to my room and locked myself in there and played loud music so I didn't have to hear her. She then decides to yell at me over facebook. Shortly after, I log out of Facebook. She then starts yelling at me on Yahoo. Damn technology. FML

#3491
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10457) - you deserved it (22736)

On 01/29/2009 at 7:45pm - misc - by blarg - United States (Illinois)

Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. FML

#2286
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8207) - you deserved it (24081)

On 01/23/2009 at 6:03am - love - by Malpal - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend, when she walked ahead of me cat-walk style, turned around and said, "Do you think I could model?" I blurted out, "Yes... for a plus-size clothing line." FML

#1434
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5867) - you deserved it (47293)

On 01/17/2009 at 8:15am - love - by FailMan - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML

#1388
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15371) - you deserved it (5630)

On 01/16/2009 at 3:43pm - love - by Noname - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got drunk and hooked up with some random chick. Later, I found out she's Facebook friends with my girlfriend. They used to be best friends when the girl was a senior. Small world. FML

#970
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5538) - you deserved it (49184)

On 01/11/2009 at 2:13pm - love - by Noname - United States (Virginia)



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