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Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old daughter holding a lit lighter to the underside of a spoon, which was full of baking powder. She was trying to breathe in the fumes to get high, and later confessed that she thought it's how heroin is made and used. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42360) - you deserved it (5002)

On 09/13/2013 at 5:40pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my dog did something I had no idea he could do. He participated in an all-male three-way at the dog park. In front of everyone. FML

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On 12/10/2012 at 7:04pm - animals - by MoreActionThanMe - United States



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