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bluejayfan02
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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 June 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 872
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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bluejayfan02's favorite FMLs

Today, I got banned from my favourite online video game for calling a person on my team a "Baked Potato". FML

Today, I told my younger brother that I'm a lesbian. Now he keeps asking me if I want to play rock, paper, vagina. FML

#21390758
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28096) - you deserved it (4610)

On 04/09/2015 at 4:24pm - love - by Sarah (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, while at the zoo with my boyfriend, he pointed at the howling gorillas and shouted over to me: "Hah! That's what you sound like in bed!" FML

#21387442
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28368) - you deserved it (3655)

On 04/04/2015 at 8:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I made a speech in front of my entire graduating class and their families, despite my fear of public speaking. It seemed to go well and I got a big round of applause at the end. Then I panicked and instead of waving, I lifted my arm straight out in a Hitler salute. FML

#21379710
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32880) - you deserved it (6575)

On 03/22/2015 at 8:32pm - misc - by oooooops (man) - United States

Today, my boss expected me to corroborate her lie to a customer. She changed her story suddenly and I got caught up in the crosshairs. Then she got mad at me for not understanding what just happened. FML

#21345151
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22733) - you deserved it (1967)

On 01/27/2015 at 4:17pm - work - by morning_glory - United States (California)

Today, I learned to never invite my father to a wedding. He'll show up late, complain about the food, piss on a tree, and leave. FML

#21322693
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29960) - you deserved it (2585)

On 12/23/2014 at 1:25pm - misc - by Unknown - United States (Ohio)

Today, at my daughter's ballet recital, after she was done dancing, grown adults booed. She's five. FML

#21315826
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41748) - you deserved it (2223)

On 12/11/2014 at 8:43pm - kids - by anon - United States (New York)

Today, I thought it would be cute to put on a Santa hat and ask my crush what he wanted for Christmas. He said "A girlfriend." I took off my Santa hat and yelled "Ta-da!" He added, "An ATTRACTIVE girlfriend." FML

#21308095
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40101) - you deserved it (5164)

On 11/29/2014 at 11:28am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I overheard my son mutter to himself, "If Hitler could do it to that many people, so could I..." Anyone recommend a good psychiatrist? FML

#21290608
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32624) - you deserved it (2908)

On 11/02/2014 at 3:57pm - kids - by failure (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my daughter mentioned that she didn't need to work because she could convert a dollar to 13 Mexican pesos and convert it back into "13 USD", over and over again. She's 17. FML

#21290410
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35642) - you deserved it (4727)

On 11/02/2014 at 10:23am - kids - by wow - United States (Florida)

Today, my idiot son tried to get a veteran's discount at American Eagle because he's "a fifth prestige" on Call of Duty. FML

#21233179
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42333) - you deserved it (6153)

On 08/09/2014 at 9:31am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML

#21182903
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59554) - you deserved it (4609)

On 06/21/2014 at 8:50am - health - by anon - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while at work as a telemarketer, I called a customer on his home phone. Once I was connected, an automated voice said, "To speak with a customer, please press 1." Confused, I pressed one. I then heard loud laughter followed by, "Oh my god! What a dumbass!" before they hung up. FML

#21133762
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39071) - you deserved it (20911)

On 05/07/2014 at 11:57pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I'm a police officer who had the honor of arresting my girlfriend of 3 months for prostitution. All of my coworkers at the station know her and won't stop giving me judging looks. FML

#20869348
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49517) - you deserved it (4946)

On 09/05/2013 at 8:29pm - love - by single again - United States (California)

Today, I was playing an online game in nothing but my boxers, when suddenly a girl joined my team. I immediately felt embarrassed and put some pants on. There were no webcams involved. I need to get out more. FML

#19713389
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18294) - you deserved it (12067)

On 06/01/2012 at 12:48am - misc - by furred (man) - Philippines



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