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bluejayfan02's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 09/06/2015 at 2:59am / United States (Wisconsin) / Health
by Anonymous / 07/30/2015 at 5:50pm / United States (California) / Work
by NoCnNoJustice / 04/17/2015 at 9:49am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
by Sarah / 04/09/2015 at 4:24pm / United States (Minnesota) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/04/2015 at 8:53am / United States / Love
Today, I made a speech in front of my entire graduating class and their families, despite my fear of public speaking. It seemed to go well and I got a big round of applause at the end. Then I panicked and instead of waving, I lifted my arm straight out in a Hitler salute. FML
by oooooops / 03/22/2015 at 8:32pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my boss expected me to corroborate her lie to a customer. She changed her story suddenly and I got caught up in the crosshairs. Then she got mad at me for not understanding what just happened. FML
by morning_glory / 01/27/2015 at 4:17pm / United States (California) / Work
by Unknown / 12/23/2014 at 1:25pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by anon / 12/11/2014 at 8:43pm / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, I thought it would be cute to put on a Santa hat and ask my crush what he wanted for Christmas. He said "A girlfriend." I took off my Santa hat and yelled "Ta-da!" He added, "An ATTRACTIVE girlfriend." FML
by Anonymous / 11/29/2014 at 11:28am / United States (Oregon) / Love
by failure / 11/02/2014 at 3:57pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
by wow / 11/02/2014 at 10:23am / United States (Florida) / Kids
by Anonymous / 08/09/2014 at 9:31am / United States (Ohio) / Kids
by anon / 06/21/2014 at 8:50am / United States (New Jersey) / Health
Today, while at work as a telemarketer, I called a customer on his home phone. Once I was connected, an automated voice said, "To speak with a customer, please press 1." Confused, I pressed one. I then heard loud laughter followed by, "Oh my god! What a dumbass!" before they hung up. FML
by Anonymous / 05/07/2014 at 11:57pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
- 1Today, I found out my parents have been slipping birth control pills into my morning orange juice… 2Today, I found out my husband has been catfishing my sixteen year-old brother for over a year. FML 3Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on…