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  • Town/Country : Bikini Bottom
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 21 July 1995 (18 years)
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Today, I spotted my neighbour's cat sitting on their front garden. I bent over and began walking towards it with my hand out saying, "Hello pussycat". I was only a few feet away when I realised I was talking to a white bag of sand. I turned to see my family in hysterics. FML

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