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blueflare21
  • Town/Country : New York
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 1 February 1990 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 1914
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, while on the bus, the guy sitting beside me let out the vilest and most nauseating fart I've ever encountered, the kind that could retroactively sterilize five generations of one's ancestors with the smell alone. As I gagged, he smirked and said, "That's Taco Bell for ya." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30066) - you deserved it (2586)

On 01/18/2013 at 8:32pm - misc - by methane overload (man) - United States

Today, my nine year old son went around telling everyone that me and my husband had a "foursome" last month. It turns out that some douchebag counselor at the camp he goes to thought it would be funny to tell him that a foursome was a divorce. All of his friend's parents think we're kinky freaks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39285) - you deserved it (3010)

On 07/08/2009 at 1:02am - kids - by campmom (woman) -

Today, my husband passed a massive kidney stone. He is so proud of it that he wants to decorate our home with it. It is now sitting on my kitchen counter next to my produce. FML



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