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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 February 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5742
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About bluecoconuts : I shoot things and blow shit up legally.

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Today, my guy friend and I were in his dorm room watching a movie when he started kissing me. Things heated up so we moved things over to his bed. He was on me when a hand shoots down from his top bunk. His roommate had been up there the whole time and he wanted a high-five. So they high-fived. FML


I agree, your life sucks (82586) - you deserved it (20505)

On 02/24/2009 at 6:32pm - intimacy - by Menareidiots (woman) - United States (Texas)

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