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bluecoconuts
  • Town/Country : Fort Hood, Texas/LA California, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 February 1988 (26 years)
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About bluecoconuts : I shoot things and blow shit up legally.

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Today, my guy friend and I were in his dorm room watching a movie when he started kissing me. Things heated up so we moved things over to his bed. He was on me when a hand shoots down from his top bunk. His roommate had been up there the whole time and he wanted a high-five. So they high-fived. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (78105) - you deserved it (19394)

On 02/24/2009 at 6:32pm - intimacy - by Menareidiots (woman) - United States (Texas)



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