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About blueandpurpleroc : I love SHINee, and many other KPop groups.
I like the color purple.
I like to draw.
I like FMLs.
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, I was digging in my lawn, trying to ignore the suspicious glances coming from my nosy fuckball of a neighbor. When he asked what I was doing, I replied with dripping sarcasm, that I was digging up the schoolkids I killed last year. Fifteen minutes later, the cops he called arrived. FML
Friday 2 October 2015