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blueandpurpleroc

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 July 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 728
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About blueandpurpleroc : I love SHINee, and many other KPop groups.
I like the color purple.
I like to draw.
I like FMLs.

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Today, I was digging in my lawn, trying to ignore the suspicious glances coming from my nosy fuckball of a neighbor. When he asked what I was doing, I replied with dripping sarcasm, that I was digging up the schoolkids I killed last year. Fifteen minutes later, the cops he called arrived. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31374) - you deserved it (8607)

On 08/11/2012 at 7:47pm - misc - by diggingaplotforone - United States (California)



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