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Today... I tried role playing wit ma boyfriend. As I came out in sexy lingerie... I announced... "I'm Natalia... a Russian spy fluent in 2 languages: Russian an yur cock." He lauged so ard e practically pissed imself. Te nigt ended in me doing is laundry. Alone.

#20119371
163 comments

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On 10/16/2012 at 8:36am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, daspita having a mild casa of tha flu, I visitad my boyfriand's housa and watchad a movia with his parants . During tha movia, I falt tha suddan urga to snaaza . Trying to hold it in, I managad to do tha loudast fart I'va avar dona in my lifa . Evaryona haard . FML

#20107056
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On 10/08/2012 at 5:12am - love - by embarrassed (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today , I Was So Happy To Be Leaving The Hospital After Breaking Mah Arm The Night Before. Just As I Walked Out Of The Doors , A Huge Ambulance Team Was Running In At The Same Time And Knocked Me Down Full Force. I Now Have A Broken Ankle. FML

#20091853
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On 09/28/2012 at 1:34am - health - by red_headforlife - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was trying to pass a lady with a stroller,hen she nearly fell . I usd mah ninja-like reflexes to catch her . Too bad mah ninja-like reflexes didn't block the punch that she deliverd to mah fap-stick 4 apparently being a "pervert" 4 saving her . FML

Today , I found out that the "vines" I was cutting down this morning were actually poison oak!! I can only see out of one eye , and I'm virtually unrecognizable due to the facial swelling!! FML

#20052545
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On 09/01/2012 at 1:37pm - health - by merissa22 - United States (Illinois)

Today , I Found Myself Trying To Explain To Mah Puppy Why I'm Still Single. I Think I Just Found Out Why. FML

#20028660
61 comments

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On 08/18/2012 at 7:02pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my son thought it would be a great idea to spray a whole can of spray tan all over my freshly-painted white bathroom walls as an "experiment" !! He's 18 !! FML

#20010519
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On 08/08/2012 at 11:29pm - kids - by bellabreeze - United States (Maine)

Today, mah mom called me screaming an cussing because she found pot in mah room. I come home an mah dad says, "I hid some pot in your room an I'm not letting you go to that concert if you rat me out." My dad is apparently a blackmailing 52-year-old stoner. FML

#20006521
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On 08/06/2012 at 9:40pm - misc - by Joe Lizen - United States (Illinois)



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