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by itsemilyc / 02/02/2015 at 2:34pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by grossedout / 02/01/2015 at 6:10pm / United States (Virginia) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/29/2015 at 2:18pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by fartje / 01/25/2015 at 1:21pm / Netherlands / Work
by Anonymous / 01/21/2015 at 3:33am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Intimacy
by highschoolsucks / 01/20/2015 at 9:41pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was playing Charades. My boyfriend, who I'd recently had a fight with, had trouble and just said his answer was the name of my celebrity twin. Nobody got it. He said "Really? It's Fat Bastard." Stunned silence followed, broken by a single "HAH." from my 'best friend'. FML
by Anonymous / 01/20/2015 at 6:04am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, my girlfriend was making lunch and asked me to pass her the peanut butter. I'll never know why, but as I handed it to her I said the first thing that came to mind: "I really want a dog." She looked at me in horror, then told me to get out of her house. FML
by Anonymous / 01/10/2015 at 3:00pm / United States (Vermont) / Love
Today, I signed into my online class, got bored, and took off my headphones to argue with my roommates about anal sex. At the end of the argument, I put my headphones back on to hear my professor asking if someone could call me to tell me to turn my damn mic off. FML
by EvilBubbles / 01/08/2015 at 10:45pm / Trinidad and Tobago (Port-of-Spain) / Intimacy
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time in over a month. When I came, I thrust one last time and let out a huge fart. She couldn't keep her mouth shut about it, and now all our friends keep calling me "CumFart". FML
by I'll Make You FartCum / 01/02/2015 at 4:53pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I went on a road trip with my boyfriend and his best friend. What I thought was going to be a great, fun time ended up with me alone in a car with two large men who wouldn't stop farting for 14 hours. FML
by sandwhiched / 01/01/2015 at 3:52am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/28/2014 at 9:49pm / United States (Delaware) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/26/2014 at 12:39am / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
Today, my dad has discovered selfies and my mom has discovered taking pictures of food. Now I'm at a restaurant, suffering through it all and not being able to eat anything until my mom has taken pictures of it. FML
by Anonymous / 12/25/2014 at 4:00pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by VCDUDE11FTW / 12/25/2014 at 4:13am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy