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Today, I bought an expensive video game and decided to show it off and post a photo of it on Instagram. When I got home to play it, it rejected my activation key. I then realised it was showing in the Instagram post. FML
by PISSED OFF / 05/17/2015 at 9:09am / Australia / Miscellaneous
Today, I was supporting my aunt as she gave birth. She was getting tired during the pushing stage, so I tried to encourage her by making a show of pushing as well with each contraction. I got a little too into it and accidentally gave birth to a little turd of my own. FML
by nityasomaiya / 05/16/2015 at 1:34am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by nazirah4shizzle / 05/15/2015 at 3:54pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, while teaching my class, I hooked my laptop up to the projector and put on a documentary. I left it playing and went to the toilet. When I came back the whole class was talking to my mother. She must've Skyped me while I was gone and someone answered the call. FML
by HiddlePuff / 05/14/2015 at 8:42am / Australia / Work
by gassygirlfriend / 05/10/2015 at 4:40am / United States (Idaho) / Love
by Anonymous / 05/08/2015 at 12:59pm / India (Delhi) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/05/2015 at 11:31am / Australia (Victoria) / Kids
by Goatczar / 04/29/2015 at 10:49am / United States (Utah) / Work
by advanced history teacher / 04/27/2015 at 12:58am / United States (Arizona) / Work
by RBergman / 04/25/2015 at 4:05pm / United States (Wyoming) / Love
by Anonymous / 04/25/2015 at 3:57am / United States (Montana) / Love
Today, my little sister filled the huge house I spent over a week building in Minecraft with TNT. She then demanded I give her all the money in my wallet, or she'd blow it all up. She's now $86.25 richer, and my parents think it's too hilarious to make her give me my money back. FML
by Anonymous / 04/24/2015 at 11:23pm / United States / Money
Today, I was staying at my boyfriend's house while he was at work, and put on his pants to make some tea. As I took my hot tea and laptop upstairs, the pants slowly started to fall down. I had to keep climbing with my pants around my knees, and shuffle awkwardly past my boyfriend's father. FML
by Bullet4MyChemaMo / 04/24/2015 at 6:38pm / Ireland (Cork) / Miscellaneous
by anonymousyo / 04/24/2015 at 6:04pm / United States (California) / Kids
by LolaBell / 04/24/2015 at 10:12am / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
- Today, My mom invited me on a family outing. Since I wasn't busy until the evening, I excitedly got… Today, i went in for my first day of physical therapy. As I was explaining to the doctor that I had… Today, my sciatica is acting up again, I can barely move from the pain. Every one is either at work…