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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 November 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 721
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About blot_69 : The low down........ was born and raised up in Sigatoka, Fiji Islands.... i have 3 sisters and one brother who are all older then me...... came over to Sydney about 2 years ago for uni studies........ life was pretty laid back and awesome back home

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Today, me and my boyfriend came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good my phone rings. It was a text from my mom, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML

#415809
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (101762) - you deserved it (45867)

On 03/17/2009 at 4:40pm - intimacy - by MrAwsum (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was filling out paperwork with my new doctor. During the questionnaire, she asked if I was sexually active. I said yes. She then asked, "What do you do?" I told her I normally did vaginal, but sometimes anal. She blushed and started to laugh. She was asking where I worked. FML

Today, I had to run to catch my train, so I didn't get the chance to buy a ticket. When the conductor was in sight, I saw he was a young man and I opened my top a little, in hopes of not having to pay a fine. When I told him I didn't buy a ticket he said: "Close your top, I'm gay". FML

#232857
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25809) - you deserved it (158049)

On 03/07/2009 at 7:03am - intimacy - by Mulee (woman) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, and a note on top of the box: "love mom." FML

#126669
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (123552) - you deserved it (22296)

On 02/24/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)



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