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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 November 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 684
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About blot_69 : The low down........ was born and raised up in Sigatoka, Fiji Islands.... i have 3 sisters and one brother who are all older then me...... came over to Sydney about 2 years ago for uni studies........ life was pretty laid back and awesome back home

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Today I was letting mah boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on mah face he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML

#7609277
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42510) - you deserved it (11989)

On 01/27/2010 at 8:35am - intimacy - by chanclepants - Sent from mobile version

Today I was letting mah boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on mah face he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML

#7609277
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42510) - you deserved it (11989)

On 01/27/2010 at 8:35am - intimacy - by chanclepants - Sent from mobile version

Taday mah boyfriend and I decidd to have a little "fun" in our secludd backyard. It was only after we had finishd that we noticd the three little girls,ho live next door, jumping up and down on thier trampoline, with thier mouths wide open. FML

Taday mah boyfriend and I decidd to have a little "fun" in our secludd backyard. It was only after we had finishd that we noticd the three little girls,ho live next door, jumping up and down on thier trampoline, with thier mouths wide open. FML

Today, my fiancé an I decidd to engage in some erotic food play!! She coverd every region of my body, including my genitals, with strawberry sauce!! Today also happens to be the day that I found out I'm allergic to strawberries!! FML

#7070620
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22552) - you deserved it (3723)

On 01/01/2010 at 12:21am - intimacy - by welted (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a friand of mina and I wara talking about how hygianic wa ara. Sha mantiond sha hadn't shavd har downstairs in a whila. I was looking at tha computar whan sha said this so whan I turnd to look at har I saw sha had pulld down har pants and undarwaar. I was faca to faca with hairy muff. FML

#6646693
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20520) - you deserved it (3536)

On 12/07/2009 at 4:30am - intimacy - by roxyriley - United States (Arizona)

Today... I was with mah boyfriend... an thing were getting pretty heated. Trying to be sexy... I told him that every time we touched was a guilty pleasure. He rolled off of me... an said ( Oh... you're married too? ) FML

#5931045
55 comments

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On 10/21/2009 at 5:25pm - intimacy - by Busted (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today... I was with mah boyfriend... an thing were getting pretty heated. Trying to be sexy... I told him that every time we touched was a guilty pleasure. He rolled off of me... an said ( Oh... you're married too? ) FML

#5931045
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27100) - you deserved it (3754)

On 10/21/2009 at 5:25pm - intimacy - by Busted (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today , mah boyfriend told me he always thought the female orgasm was an urban legend. mega FML

#5735053
72 comments

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On 10/09/2009 at 2:42am - intimacy - by 310 (woman) - United States (California)

Today... at work... mah husband cummed looool in an brought me flowers an a card 4 our anniversary. I opened the card to find a condom. I ran over an closed the door an we immediately got at it in the middle of mah office. Halfway through... I realized I have been laying on the intercom button. FML

#5721043
72 comments

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On 10/08/2009 at 12:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, mah navy boyfriend,ho's stationed in Italy, calls me to say he is in San Francisco and is coming to see me. After scrambling to get ready, he calls me back to say he doesn't recognize the train station. After sereching on Google Maps, it becomes clear he's drunk at Oktoberfest. In Germany. FML

#5438718
91 comments

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On 09/23/2009 at 10:47pm - love - by Spatch (woman) - United States (California)

Today... I was checking into a hotel with mah boyfriend. A few minutes after we get to our room... the cops show up to our door asking to see some ID from the both of us. The hotel staff had called the cops on us cuz they thought I was underage and he was going to molest me. I'm 21 and he is 24. FML

#5419115
84 comments

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On 09/22/2009 at 7:36pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about loosing vrginity last night. When I went downstars, 6 year old sister was digging through purse. She explained that she had overheard conversation and wanted to help me fine vrginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

#4505034
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35172) - you deserved it (79028)

On 08/13/2009 at 4:57pm - kids - by bubbalicious (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about loosing vrginity last night. When I went downstars, 6 year old sister was digging through purse. She explained that she had overheard conversation and wanted to help me fine vrginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

#4505034
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35172) - you deserved it (79028)

On 08/13/2009 at 4:57pm - kids - by bubbalicious (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about loosing vrginity last night. When I went downstars, 6 year old sister was digging through purse. She explained that she had overheard conversation and wanted to help me fine vrginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

#4505034
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35172) - you deserved it (79028)

On 08/13/2009 at 4:57pm - kids - by bubbalicious (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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