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About blot_69 : The low down........ was born and raised up in Sigatoka, Fiji Islands.... i have 3 sisters and one brother who are all older then me...... came over to Sydney about 2 years ago for uni studies........ life was pretty laid back and awesome back home
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I wore my cheerleading uniform to my boyfriend's house. He was a nerd in high school and mentioned a fantasy about hooking up with a cheerleader. I started acting sassy and a little mean, figuring he would enjoy a more realistic experience. Apparently not, because he started to cry. FML
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On 04/05/2011 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by oc_cheergirl (woman) - United States (California)
Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML
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On 03/12/2011 at 12:14am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)
Today, after some passionate love making with my husband, I accidentally farted on his leg. He shrieked and frantically began shaking his leg while screaming, "Get it off! Get it off!" FML
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On 02/22/2011 at 4:02pm - intimacy - by CutieBooty (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I went to a party 40 minutes away by bus with some friends. We missed the bus, waited half an hour for the second, and arrived just in time to hear the policemen say, "Party's over. Get outta here." FML
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On 02/19/2011 at 12:41am - misc - by inthecold (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I was asked out by a guy I've liked since the beginning of the year. All I could say was, "I have to pee", and ran into the men's bathroom. FML
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On 02/18/2011 at 8:35pm - love - by blaahh (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my grandmother gave me a sex talk on how I should take "precautions", right in the middle of a packed bus station. I'm 21. FML
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On 02/15/2010 at 5:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)
Today, I made heart shaped cookies for my girlfriend. My mom's reaction? "They look like dicks." FML
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On 02/14/2010 at 9:16pm - intimacy - by adam - United States (Illinois)
Today, my husband and I were role playing to keep our marriage alive. His character was a deranged stalker while I was the helpless girl. My neighbor thought I was really being chased so she called the cops. Once they came we explained the whole story and got a fine for disturbing the peace. FML
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On 02/13/2010 at 1:51am - intimacy - by whathef???? - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I told my girlfriend's father that I wanted to talk about his daughter. I then went on to tell him I was thinking about 'popping the cherry', instead of 'popping the question'. FML
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On 02/04/2010 at 7:29pm - intimacy - by stoopidpoop (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML
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On 01/27/2010 at 8:35am - intimacy - by chanclepants - Sent from mobile version
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have a little "fun" in our secluded backyard. It was only after we had finished that we noticed the three little girls, who live next door, jumping up and down on their trampoline, with their mouths wide open. FML
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On 01/20/2010 at 7:09am - intimacy - by Tattooed_Blonde - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my fiancé and I decided to engage in some erotic food play. She covered every region of my body, including my genitals, with strawberry sauce. Today also happens to be the day that I found out I'm allergic to strawberries. FML
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On 01/01/2010 at 12:21am - intimacy - by welted (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, a friend of mine and I were talking about how hygienic we are. She mentioned she hadn't shaved her downstairs in a while. I was looking at the computer when she said this so when I turned to look at her I saw she had pulled down her pants and underwear. I was face to face with hairy muff. FML
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On 12/07/2009 at 4:30am - intimacy - by roxyriley - United States (Arizona)
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and things were getting pretty heated. Trying to be sexy, I told him that every time we touched was a guilty pleasure. He rolled off of me, and said "Oh, you're married too?" FML
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On 10/21/2009 at 5:25pm - intimacy - by Busted (woman) - United States (Vermont)
Today, my boyfriend told me he always thought the female orgasm was an urban legend. FML
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On 10/09/2009 at 2:42am - intimacy - by 310 (woman) - United States (California)
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