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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 August 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 2 confirmed out of 29 posted

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Today, a radio show asked the question, "Where does the dentist live in Finding Nemo?" I called in and got through. When he asked me the question, instead of the actual answer I quickly gave out my own address over live radio. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36648) - you deserved it (17424)

On 10/30/2013 at 11:58am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I yet again had to pretend to be a dumb bimbo so that my boyfriend wouldn't get upset over the fact that, in some cases, I might be smarter than him. FML


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On 10/09/2013 at 3:51am - love - by yeah hun i think insects arent animals too (woman) - Germany (Sachsen)

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my family. They didn't even notice me there until the dog started barking at me because I took his spot. My mom defended the dog, and now I'm sitting on the floor while a Pomeranian takes up half the couch for himself. FML

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