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blondie1018
  • Town/Country : usa
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  • Birth Date : Saturday 18 October 1980 (33 years)
  • Number of visits : 62
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my sex-crazed ex wrote me a letter so bad, it haunts me that I let a guy with such terrible grammar skills touch my boobs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37862) - you deserved it (9365)

On 10/01/2013 at 6:47am - intimacy - by whatdoesitmatter (woman) - India (Tamil Nadu)

Today, I told my boyfriend that, due to my low self-confidence, all my bras are push-ups. He yelled, "EVERYTHING I KNEW IS A LIE" and stormed out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40767) - you deserved it (9936)

On 08/23/2013 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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