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Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a 'talk.' Now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML

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On 03/08/2009 at 4:47am - intimacy - by anon - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend and I were looking for our bubblegum flavored "numbing" lotion to have some morning fun. We couldnt find it anywhere. After about 10 minutes, my little nephew comes from my room crying and drool coming out of his mouth. He smelt like bubblegum, his mouth and tongue were all numb. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29770) - you deserved it (7881)

On 01/12/2009 at 10:37am - intimacy - by LiLGeek - United States (California)



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