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blondegirl
  • Town/Country : Myrtle Beach, SC, USA
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  • Birth Date : Monday 4 May 1981 (30 years)
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Today, I told my mom I was 3 months pregnant, expecting her to be happy. Instead, she screamed that I was no longer her daughter and she never wanted to see me again before throwing me out of her house, because I got pregnant out of wedlock. Nice math mom. I've been married for 5 months. FML

#8887792 (215)

I agree, your life sucks (27356) - you deserved it (1494)

On 03/07/2010 at 5:27am - misc - by notamathematician (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I accidentally emailed the entire company everyone's salary, sales history, and the names of four people I intended to fire. FML

#7709427 (147)

I agree, your life sucks (8329) - you deserved it (29524)

On 01/30/2010 at 2:21pm - work - by Whoopsx99 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was in the bathroom having major diarrhea, when the lights went out. There was no other light whatsoever, so I had to crawl out of the bathroom, butt covered in crap. I managed to hit my head on the stall door, and trip over a bench. All with my pants down. In a public restroom. FML

#7684971 (220)

I agree, your life sucks (16579) - you deserved it (7038)

On 01/29/2010 at 8:27pm - misc - by nixie - Sent from mobile version