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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 November 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1100
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About blondbombshell13 : My profile name is a lie. I dyed my hair.

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You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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blondbombshell13's favorite FMLs

Today, a bunch of friends and I went skinny dipping in a pond. The guys all grabbed the ladies' underpants and waved then around. My bloody pad was inside of one of them. FML

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187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27239) - you deserved it (14502)

On 08/03/2015 at 11:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I rolled up a newspaper and smashed a huge spider in my room. As I went to scoop it up with a tissue, it lurched away and fell near my bed. I can't find it, but I can sure as fuck sense the pure evil coming from it. Looks like I'll be sleeping on the couch tonight. FML

#21369803
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29686) - you deserved it (5992)

On 03/07/2015 at 7:14am - animals - by farksh (woman) - Australia



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