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  • Town/Country : Boston, Mass., U.S.A
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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 May 1994 (19 years)
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  • Number of comments : 14
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Today, it was confirmed that the "no pet rule" in my apartment complex is so strict that I'm not even allowed to have sea monkeys. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20618) - you deserved it (2320)

On 05/01/2012 at 11:59pm - animals - by Monkeyless (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I was walking home, when I saw a homeless man trying to tear the wallet out of another guy's hand. I can't stand bums, so I smacked him across the jaw. That's when the other one kneed me in the balls and made off with my wallet as well. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9074) - you deserved it (33138)

On 04/30/2012 at 5:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27276) - you deserved it (1944)

On 04/30/2012 at 12:01pm - love - by HighasaCloud (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML

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248 comments

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On 03/14/2012 at 3:51am - misc - by daddy-o - United States (Utah)

Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML

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On 04/01/2011 at 8:45pm - misc - by Groped (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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