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by Monkeyless / 05/01/2012 at 11:59pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Animals
Today, I was walking home, when I saw a homeless man trying to tear the wallet out of another guy's hand. I can't stand bums, so I smacked him across the jaw. That's when the other one kneed me in the balls and made off with my wallet as well. FML
by Anonymous / 04/30/2012 at 5:46pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
by HighasaCloud / 04/30/2012 at 12:01pm / United States (Indiana) / Love
by daddy-o / 03/14/2012 at 3:51am / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
by Groped / 04/01/2011 at 8:45pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Transportation
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