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blitzy101
  • Town/Country : Alexandria, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 19 June 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 51
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About blitzy101 : I am 23 and a full-time college student who also works part-time on campus. I am a constant procrastinator who believes that the best work is mostly done at the last possible minute....I just remembered I should be studying. *sighs*

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Today, I realized I'm so desperate for money that I started to watch Breaking Bad to learn how to make meth. I stopped, not because I decided it was a bad idea, but because it looks too hard. FML

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