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blinkingstarlet's favorite FMLs
by scared shitless / 12/10/2013 at 4:50am / United States (California) / Work
by ironies a b*tch / 04/13/2013 at 1:04am / United States (Illinois) / Transportation
by anon / 01/13/2013 at 10:00pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mom's intense fear of tornadoes caused her to break into the bathroom, drag me off the toilet while I was changing my tampon, and drag me to the basement with my pants around my ankles to join my father, brother, and my brother's best friend. FML
by m / 08/04/2012 at 8:44pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to a concert. The music was great, but the drunk guys behind me made it hard to pay attention. Half way through the second act, one of them took it upon themselves to start peeing on me. FML
by concertqueen / 08/27/2011 at 6:40pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Username / 08/23/2011 at 11:55am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
Today, a man with a face like a corpse's shoe started talking to me in the long queue at the Post Office. Apparently, his mother invented the banana, and he's first in line for the throne in France if ever Prince Harry dies. And his breath smelled like Satan's ass gas. FML
by Anonymous / 08/17/2011 at 12:48am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML
by Jilly / 08/08/2011 at 2:45am / Australia / Kids
by nolove4me / 06/29/2011 at 4:41pm / United States (Alaska) / Love
by hadtocleanthemess / 06/28/2011 at 8:35am / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
Today, I was driving when a guy in a truck swerved in front of me. I didn't realize I'd sworn until I'd come to a red light and my one year old daughter yelled her own version of what I said. She now yells "Chicken in the hole!" whenever the car comes to a stop. FML
by Mommy / 06/26/2011 at 4:47pm / United States (Oregon) / Kids
by wtf / 06/09/2011 at 11:04am / United Kingdom (Edinburgh) / Health
Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML
by iscreamforicecream / 06/01/2011 at 7:53am / United States (Arizona) / Transportation
by no one / 05/21/2011 at 5:07am / United States (Alaska) / Intimacy
Today, while driving on the highway, I got stuck in a traffic jam. Upon glancing over at the car in the next lane, I saw it was my ex as of a week ago. We sat in barely moving traffic right next to each other for half an hour. FML
by Awkward / 04/25/2011 at 2:38pm / United States (Michigan) / Transportation
- Today, my boyfriend walked in on me in the bathroom. That's how he found out that I wax my nipples.… Today, I got dressed in what I thought was a really adorable outfit. I had a cute pink skirt on, a… Today, I came to the realization I make a living trimming the hair off dogs' privates. I've touched…