About blink_kid : AKA Jen. I like VW campervans, dreamcatchers, underwear, good spelling and saving the world :)
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by uglywoman / 12/14/2010 at 3:21am / Australia (Queensland) / Kids
by parentfail / 12/11/2010 at 9:44am / United Kingdom / Kids
by itsover / 12/11/2010 at 12:05am / United States (New Jersey) / Love
Today, my grandma walked into my room and asked if the thing lying on my nightstand was a computer. I said ''Grandma, that's a clock.'' After staring at me, confused for a few seconds, she then farted, and left my room. FML
by Anonymous / 11/23/2010 at 12:35pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/19/2010 at 2:47am / Kids
by nicki / 11/14/2010 at 12:18pm / United States (Illinois) / Kids
Today, I took my four year old son to the playground. When it was time to go, he squirmed out of my arms back to the jungle gym. Not being the type of mother to put up with bad behavior, I swatted his rear and told him we had to go. That's when I realized I'd just spanked the wrong child who was wearing the same coat as my son. FML
by lilmamma / 11/05/2010 at 1:29pm / United States (California) / Kids
by Anonymous / 11/04/2010 at 7:54pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/19/2010 at 3:40pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/14/2010 at 8:25pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids
by anon / 10/12/2010 at 5:52pm / United States (California) / Health
Today, I nervously introduced my mother to my new boyfriend. I had to sit and watch her flirt with him for an hour. When I took her in the other room and confronted her about it, she said, "Don't you dare ruin this for me!" FML
by Anonymous / 09/28/2010 at 10:09pm / United States (Maine) / Miscellaneous
Today, I attempted to be nice and hold a door open for a person in a wheelchair. He hit the button to open another door. While I pointed out that I would hold the door for him, I realized that the door I was holding open for him led down some stairs. FML
by Anonymous / 09/27/2010 at 8:44pm / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/08/2010 at 7:24am / United Kingdom (Gloucestershire) / Health
by uselessdad / 09/07/2010 at 7:48pm / Singapore / Kids