About blink_kid : AKA Jen. I like VW campervans, dreamcatchers, underwear, good spelling and saving the world :)
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Today, my mum thought it would be acceptable to tell my school that the reason I will not be attending classes is because I have "the shits." FML
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On 09/08/2010 at 7:24am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)
Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn twin girls and couldn't tell which was which. I looked at the girls. Neither could I. FML
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Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for 2 months. FML
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On 09/07/2010 at 1:06pm - love - by drew - United States (Georgia)
Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would warm up quickly. I started to sing and dance around the bathroom. I got too carried away and pelvic thrusted the water, which I hadn't turned back down. FML
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On 08/14/2010 at 2:27am - health - by Fire_Crotch (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I realized that the best and most entertaining part of my 3 day mini vacation was realizing my nipples work on the touch screen of my iPhone. FML
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On 07/03/2010 at 2:49am - misc - by thesadone - United States (California)
Today, it's my Nana's birthday and to say she is having a good time is an understatement. She's so drunk, she took out her false teeth tried to put them in her dog's mouth. When she failed, she tried the cat's. FML
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On 06/13/2010 at 10:36am - misc - by Cat (woman) - United Kingdom (Kirklees)
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend saying, "I shall be the prince, and you shall be the princess," to his hamster. Once he saw me, he quickly turned to the hamster and said, "I have to go. The dragon is here." FML
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On 05/14/2010 at 7:28pm - love - by Cheese4men - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML
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On 03/18/2010 at 11:22am - health - by human torch - United States
Today, I walked into a subway car which was empty except for this sleeping hobo. Three stops later, the guy wakes up and starts peeing in the corner. I ignore it thinking he'll go back to sleep. Silly me, I didn't realize that he would start running towards me, still peeing. FML
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On 03/09/2010 at 1:31am - misc - by CreepedOut (man) - United States (New York)
Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML
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On 02/12/2010 at 2:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I was carrying a hot cup of noodles. I sneezed and accidentally stabbed myself in the forehead with a fork. FML
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On 02/11/2010 at 1:35pm - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I was about to take a crap when the smoke alarm went off. I ran out of the bathroom and tried to run downstairs. I tripped and shit on myself. The alarm had gone off cause my kid put my wallet in the toaster. FML
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On 02/09/2010 at 1:20pm - kids - by justme - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML
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On 01/29/2010 at 7:02pm - misc - by soonaked (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, the toilet at my apartment still hasn't been fixed. I have to straddle the bathtub for number 1's and go to Walmart for 2's. FML
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On 01/25/2010 at 10:27am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, my pet hedgehog thought it would be funny to roll around in the kitty litter. It was like washing a poopy cactus. FML
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On 01/08/2010 at 1:23am - misc - by StinkyCactus (man) - United States (Virginia)
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