About blink_kid : AKA Jen. I like VW campervans, dreamcatchers, underwear, good spelling and saving the world :)
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by JG / 05/10/2012 at 7:48am / United States (Florida) / Love
by Anonymous / 05/09/2012 at 6:09pm / Egypt (Al Qahirah) / Kids
by Anonymous / 05/08/2012 at 7:35am / United States / Intimacy
by SomePeoplesKids / 05/08/2012 at 2:08am / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
by N / 05/07/2012 at 5:51am / United Kingdom (Glasgow City) / Miscellaneous
Today, I blurted out something like "humdidumdum erm lalala" in public, attracting mystified stares. The thing is, I do this every time I remember something embarrassing I've said or done in the past, in an attempt to erase it out of my consciousness. So it happens a lot. FML
by Ashamed / 04/20/2012 at 3:34am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was having a hard time waking up. When I sat down for breakfast, my chair rocked backwards. I reflexively grabbed out at something to hold on to. Unfortunately, I grabbed the cereal box that was on the table. FML
by Fillifilo / 04/18/2012 at 12:38am / France / Miscellaneous
Today, after years of secretly faking my orgasms, my husband gave me my first real one. Afterward was also the first time he ever accused me of faking it because, "It was different from all the other times." FML
by anonomous / 04/07/2012 at 11:27am / United States / Intimacy
by TJ / 04/06/2012 at 7:10am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Intimacy
Today, I was cleaning the windows at work and a guy walked in so I opened the door for him. After I opened the door, he stood there with his eyes closed and his arms open. I thought he wanted a hug so I hugged him. Apparently he wanted me to spray him with Windex. FML
by Kait / 04/05/2012 at 12:13am / United States / Work
by spougeineye1 / 04/03/2012 at 12:37pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by IloveJapan / 04/02/2012 at 10:02am / Japan / Love
by GetHardOrGoHome / 03/31/2012 at 12:22am / United States (Ohio) / Health
by J.O.S / 03/21/2012 at 5:06pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by noneedtostress / 03/17/2012 at 11:52am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I asked a customer to send me via e-mail the image he wanted me to print. He said, "I don't…