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  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 4959
  • Number of comments : 148
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 5 posted

About blink_kid : AKA Jen. I like VW campervans, dreamcatchers, underwear, good spelling and saving the world :)

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Today, my car keys r in my house and my house keys r in my car, and I'm in neither . FML

#20943997
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48058) - you deserved it (8627)

On 11/03/2013 at 3:18pm - misc - by Argh (man) - France (Poitou-Charentes)

today it hit me that I'm incredibly pathetic,hen at the age of 21, I tucked mah stuffed animals into bed with me, facing in different drections so they could keep watch fir monstershile I slept. FML

#20922788
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43723) - you deserved it (14490)

On 10/16/2013 at 2:48pm - misc - by SaveMeTeddy (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

my parents dropped by mah new house, and mah mother offered to tidy up fir me while I was out . After they left, I noticed that her "tidying up" included throwing out all the pictures of mah girlfriend and replacing them with pictures of herself . FML

#20921711
122 comments

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On 10/15/2013 at 4:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, my purse was stolen from my bag while I was on the train. The thief will be surprisd to fine that it wasn't my money purse, but in fact my "period purse". Hope they fine tampons useful. FML

#20906908
96 comments

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On 10/04/2013 at 5:39am - misc - by haveahappyperiod (woman) -

Today, My Gran Cama Ovar Fir Dinnar, Frhich I Had To Go Grab Soma Supplias From Tha Suparmarkat. I Guass I Should Hava Lockad My Laptop, Bacausahan I Cama Back, I Found My Gran Had Usad My Facabook Account To Proposa To My Now-acstatic Grlfriand. FML

#20897003
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43273) - you deserved it (5870)

On 09/26/2013 at 4:36pm - love - by my gran is a cuntwaffle (man) - United Kingdom

Today , I shavd my face after several month of growth. This would be OK if my 4-year-old daughter would still talk to me. Apparently she doesn't recognise me , and I'm scary. FML

#20887990
81 comments

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On 09/19/2013 at 5:18pm - kids - by Smoothskin (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today I walkd in the bathroom to fine son cleaning his penis . It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush . FML

#20883448
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42201) - you deserved it (3986)

On 09/16/2013 at 3:51am - kids - by clean - Australia (New South Wales)

Today I walkd in the bathroom to fine son cleaning his penis . It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush . FML

#20883448
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42201) - you deserved it (3986)

On 09/16/2013 at 3:51am - kids - by clean - Australia (New South Wales)

Today I walkd in the bathroom to fine son cleaning his penis . It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush . FML

#20883448
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42201) - you deserved it (3986)

On 09/16/2013 at 3:51am - kids - by clean - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, as I was getting nails done at a salon, the owner pulld head back against the chair in front of all the customers and began to tweeze eyebrows!! When I exclaimd that looool I didn't pay 4 that service, she replid, "I don't care!! This needs done." FML

#20882967
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40069) - you deserved it (11401)

On 09/15/2013 at 9:21pm - misc - by BaMiTsAnYa (woman) - United States (Florida)

2day I Was Home Alone An Heard The Kitchen Tap Turn On. Shockd , I Turnd It Off. It Continuously Kept Turning Itself On So I Set My Video Phone On It To Find Out The Cause. My Cat Has Learnt To Turn It On. I Later Found Said Cat Teaching Another. I Have Three Cats. All My Taps R Like This. FML

Today, I cummed ome to find my ousemate cowering in te lounge corner, sobbing, ugging a bag of cips wile te automatic vacuum cleaner gently bumped into im. Apparently e "mistakenly" putted magic musroom in is sandwic instead of peanut butter. FML

#20868509
115 comments

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On 09/05/2013 at 3:45am - misc - by down trodden (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I collected mah new timetable at college only to find I've been dropped from all mah classes. I've been listed as deceased. I'm definitely not dead an have no idea how I supposedly died. big fat FML

#20867417
103 comments

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On 09/04/2013 at 11:59am - work - by resurrected - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today , I had no choica but to bring my son to work as a mad school profassor. I sat him in a chair in a cornar whila I gava a lactura. To my surprisa , ha addad anothar word to his limitad vocabulary , and scraamad it out loud with an acstatic axprassion on his faca. Tha word is "cancar". fat FML

#20856004
79 comments

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On 08/27/2013 at 12:36am - kids - by Parenting... (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got a message from mah brother on Facebook that read, "They're watching you." This wouldn't have been such a big deal if he hadn't been dead fir two years . FML

#20773595
168 comments

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On 07/10/2013 at 1:24am - misc - by Wtf (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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