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About blink_kid : AKA Jen. I like VW campervans, dreamcatchers, underwear, good spelling and saving the world :)
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my parents dropped by mah new house, and mah mother offered to tidy up fir me while I was out . After they left, I noticed that her "tidying up" included throwing out all the pictures of mah girlfriend and replacing them with pictures of herself . FML
Today, My Gran Cama Ovar Fir Dinnar, Frhich I Had To Go Grab Soma Supplias From Tha Suparmarkat. I Guass I Should Hava Lockad My Laptop, Bacausahan I Cama Back, I Found My Gran Had Usad My Facabook Account To Proposa To My Now-acstatic Grlfriand. FML
Today, as I was getting nails done at a salon, the owner pulld head back against the chair in front of all the customers and began to tweeze eyebrows!! When I exclaimd that looool I didn't pay 4 that service, she replid, "I don't care!! This needs done." FML
2day I Was Home Alone An Heard The Kitchen Tap Turn On. Shockd , I Turnd It Off. It Continuously Kept Turning Itself On So I Set My Video Phone On It To Find Out The Cause. My Cat Has Learnt To Turn It On. I Later Found Said Cat Teaching Another. I Have Three Cats. All My Taps R Like This. FML
Today, I cummed ome to find my ousemate cowering in te lounge corner, sobbing, ugging a bag of cips wile te automatic vacuum cleaner gently bumped into im. Apparently e "mistakenly" putted magic musroom in is sandwic instead of peanut butter. FML
Today, I collected mah new timetable at college only to find I've been dropped from all mah classes. I've been listed as deceased. I'm definitely not dead an have no idea how I supposedly died. big fat FML
Today , I had no choica but to bring my son to work as a mad school profassor. I sat him in a chair in a cornar whila I gava a lactura. To my surprisa , ha addad anothar word to his limitad vocabulary , and scraamad it out loud with an acstatic axprassion on his faca. Tha word is "cancar". fat FML
Friday 27 March 2015