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About bliingblurr : SkypeID: amaziinggrace

I'm only into black guys..
It's not a prejudice..it's a preference.
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Today, I was called up about a job I'd recently applied for. I was overly excited to tell them I'd be there on Monday. Then I remembered I canceled my car insurance due to financial difficulties. I have no way of getting there. FML

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190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22685) - you deserved it (8106)

On 10/14/2010 at 3:02pm - work - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boss told me he suspected his wife was cheating on him. I told him to pull up her Facebook page to look for suspicious activity. I looked at her profile picture and said, "Damn, that girl next to her fine! You know her?" It was his sixteen year old daughter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8246) - you deserved it (37710)

On 02/27/2010 at 1:17am - misc - by Shoe (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, as I was about to leave my house in my brand new heels, I stepped on a dead mouse. My heel went through it. FML

#8370926
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32172) - you deserved it (5351)

On 02/17/2010 at 10:05am - misc - by juwkgo (woman) - United States (Florida)



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