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blg32795
  • Town/Country : Keene, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 September 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 1986
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About blg32795 : I am a 15 year old girl, I live in New Hampshire, just moved there from Connecticut, I play a lot of sports, i have 2 cats, and 3 brothers.

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Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment and things got heated up and we started making out. One thing lead to another and the next thing I knew she was giving me head. I was getting ready to bust when she stopped, looked up into my eyes and said "Do you believe in Jesus?" FML

#618909
367 comments

I agree, your life sucks (165713) - you deserved it (22257)

On 03/26/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by JAY22 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I came home to find that my room had been ransacked. My mom comes out of no where and says that we need to have a talk. I freaked out thinking it was all the empty alcohol bottles under my bed. My mom holds up the birth control and says "I always knew you were a whore." FML

#185042
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55915) - you deserved it (14512)

On 03/02/2009 at 4:03pm - misc - by Stairway2Heaven - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I walked into work after being completly wasted last night. I was sitting in a meeting when all of a sudden the presenter had gotten an e-mail saying "crazy girl dances on tables at local bar". So obviously everyone wanted to watch it. That crazy girl was me. FML

#123321
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10686) - you deserved it (39778)

On 02/24/2009 at 2:21pm - work - by lifesucks (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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