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Today, I'm still awake from not sleeping last night. The reason? At 2am I was in my garage when all of a sudden someone's phone went off outside. I live in the country and no one should be out there. Looks like I'm not sleeping for the next few weeks. FML.
by countryb_cth / 05/14/2016 at 4:57pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/01/2016 at 8:55am / Ukraine (Kyyiv) / Love
by Ace / 03/31/2016 at 10:17pm / United States (South Carolina) / Love
Today, I realized that my two year old likes to help with the groceries. And by help I mean hide a bag of chicken. It's been two weeks since I went grocery shopping and I still can't find it, but it smells like something died in my house. FML
Today, I started work cleaning a customer's pool. I think her husband watches too much porn because he keeps glaring at me from the windows, and I overheard him telling his wife that he knows what's "going on" and that he's "not gonna let it happen". FML
by cock blocked / 04/22/2015 at 11:44am / United States (California) / Work
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
by teddyissmall / 04/14/2014 at 2:29am / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy
by cwl727 / 04/09/2014 at 12:49pm / United States (California) / Work
by Anonymous / 03/15/2014 at 5:02pm / Australia (Queensland) / Money
by alii2349 / 02/10/2014 at 10:16pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Animals
Today, I downloaded a movie for my mom that she really likes, "When Harry Met Sally". When she loaded the file, we soon found out it was actually some kind of obscure porno billed as "When Harry Wet Sally". FML
by Anonymous / 01/05/2014 at 6:48pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
Today, my workplace had a big employee photoshoot for an ad campaign. I was there all of 30 seconds before the photographer said, "What the fuck? Look guys, this ain't an ad for facial abortions." He then asked me and another colleague to step out of the shot. FML
by fuggers :/ / 11/24/2013 at 4:38pm / United Kingdom (Hampshire) / Work
Today, I was quietly admiring my boyfriend from outside the kitchen as he made us dinner, only to witness him drop a load of spaghetti on the floor, swear, then scoop it all up and place it back on the plate. FML
by Anonymous / 11/24/2013 at 1:31pm / France / Health
by jdawn99 / 10/22/2013 at 10:24am / United States (Kansas) / Kids
by are these people even HUMAN? / 08/01/2013 at 11:18am / United States (Tennessee) / Work
Today, I was handing candy to a little boy who was trick or treating by himself. He was small enough to grab the candy and run past me into my house. I've been searching my house for two hours and still can't find him. I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML
by ananymous / 10/31/2012 at 11:04pm / United States (New York) / Kids
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got… 3Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for…
- Today, my mom had to go to one of her relatives’ funeral. She came to borrow a black scarf from me,… Today, my university fridge is so small that the cucumber I bought doesn’t fit either lengthwise or… Today, while on holiday in Morocco, I got arrested by a cop. “Sir, you were driving at 90 instead…