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Today, I was handing candy to a little boy who was trick or treating by himself. He was small enough to grab the candy and run past me into my house. I've been searching my house for two hours and still can't find him. I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML

#20142294
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On 10/31/2012 at 11:04pm - kids - by ananymous - United States (New York)

Today, I was getting out of the car when I saw a dark figure approaching me from behind a shed. I screamed and threw my bag. It also threw its bag, due to the fact that it was my shadow on the wall. FML

#20123366
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On 10/19/2012 at 12:06am - misc - by ktreens (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, at work, my boss asked me why I wasn't adhering to proper dress code. I pointed out that skinny jeans are in the dress code, to which he replied, "Only if you're skinny." FML

#20102886
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On 10/05/2012 at 12:40pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I finally got my hands on the new iPhone 5, after I pulled it out of a patient's rectum. FML

#20098468
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On 10/02/2012 at 3:39pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I thought I'd be spontanous and spice things up, and gave her a spank across the butt. She started crying. FML

#20051213
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On 08/31/2012 at 5:31pm - intimacy - by jon (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I accidentally decoded the system my parents use for talking about sex while I'm around. It's a substituion cipher, using literary references. As they're both lit. professors, this has me perpetually grossed-out and wondering, "Are they really talking about Anne Frank, or anal fisting?" FML

#20042325
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On 08/26/2012 at 5:21am - misc - by ewww (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I noticed that my son only really looks like me when he's straining to take a dump. FML

#19835605
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On 06/23/2012 at 8:10pm - kids - by Gremlin (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I noticed that my son only really looks like me when he's straining to take a dump. FML

#19835605
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On 06/23/2012 at 8:10pm - kids - by Gremlin (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)



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