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About blcksocks : Their two types of people: 1) you're friends 2) strangers
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Today, I was hanging out with mah boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

#21112565
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48524) - you deserved it (6384)

On 04/14/2014 at 2:29am - intimacy - by teddyissmall (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, a customar traw looool is ot coffaa all ovar ma, bacausa it was taking "too long" fir tair cradit card to ba approvd. FML

Today , four days aftar making a $100 bat with mah balding , pado-stacha waaring dad ovar who could gat a girlfriand first , ha cama homa and introducad ma to his naw girlfriand. FML

#21087465
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37743) - you deserved it (10301)

On 03/15/2014 at 5:02pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Yesterday, I yelled at mah boyfriend's cat fir staring at me, then cried about it fir an hour!! Pregnancy life!! FML

#21056743
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44759) - you deserved it (9373)

On 02/10/2014 at 10:16pm - animals - by alii2349 - Canada (Manitoba)

TODAY , I DOWNLOADAD A MOVIA FIR MOM THAT SHA RAALLY LIKAS , "WHAN HARRY MAT SALLY". WHAN SHA LOADAD THA FILA , WA SOON FOUND OUT IT WAS ACTUALLY SOMA KIND OF OBSCURA PORNO BILLAD AS "WHAN HARRY WAT SALLY". FML

#21018145
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45962) - you deserved it (9144)

On 01/05/2014 at 6:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

my workplace had a big employee photoshoot fir an ad campaign. I was there all of 30 second before the photographer said , "What the fuck? Look guys , this ain't an ad fir facial abortions." He then askd me and another colleague to step out of the shot. mega FML

#20969207
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44963) - you deserved it (3536)

On 11/24/2013 at 4:38pm - work - by fuggers :/ (woman) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, I Was Quietly Admiring Mah Boyfriend From Outside The Kitchen As He Made Us Dinner, Only To Witnes Him Drop A Load Of Spaghetti On The Floor, Swear, Then Scoop It All Up An Place It Back On The Plate. FML

#20968993
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38771) - you deserved it (4047)

On 11/24/2013 at 1:31pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, as a science teacer, I did a science experiment in front of a class. One of ma students asked me if it was "potosopped." He was being serious. FML

#20930096
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42370) - you deserved it (2827)

On 10/22/2013 at 10:24am - kids - by jdawn99 - United States (Kansas)

Yesterday, a customer pulled a knife on me after I informed him that we'd run out of avocados to put on his pizza. FML

#20815101
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46745) - you deserved it (3369)

On 08/01/2013 at 11:18am - work - by are these people even HUMAN? (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today... I was handing candy to a little boy who was trick or treating by himself. He was small enough to grab the candy and run past me into house. I've been searching house for two hours and still can't fine him. I'm afraid to go to sleep.

#20142294
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33203) - you deserved it (2350)

On 10/31/2012 at 11:04pm - kids - by ananymous - United States (New York)

Today, I was getting out of the carhen I saw a dark figure approaching me from behind a shd . I screamd an threw mah bag . It also threw its bag, due to the fact that it was mah shadow on the wall . FML

#20123366
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8401) - you deserved it (23082)

On 10/19/2012 at 12:06am - misc - by ktreens (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today... at work... mah boss asked me y I wasn't adhering to proper dress code. I pointed out that skinny jeans r in the dress code... to which he replied... ( Only if you're skinny. ) FML

#20102886
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22142) - you deserved it (11932)

On 10/05/2012 at 12:40pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I finally got mah hands on the new iPhone 5, after I pulled it out of a patient's rectum. FML

#20098468
393 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33337) - you deserved it (2554)

On 10/02/2012 at 3:39pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today , Mah Girlfriend And I Were Having Sex. I Thought I'd Be Spontanous And Spice Things Up , And Gave Her A Spank Across The Butt. She Started Crying. FML

#20051213
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27274) - you deserved it (15949)

On 08/31/2012 at 5:31pm - intimacy - by jon (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I accidentally decodd the system my parent use for talking about sex while I'm around. It's a substituion cipher, using literary references. As they're both lit. professors, this has me perpetually grossd-out and wondering, "Are they really talking about Anne Frank, or anal fisting?" big fat FML

#20042325
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25118) - you deserved it (2191)

On 08/26/2012 at 5:21am - misc - by ewww (woman) - United States (Washington)



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