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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 September 1997 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 20
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my friends hired a male stripper to give me a lap dance for my birthday. It was all pretty nice until he let rip one of the most nauseating farts I've ever encountered, right in my face. Hours later, I can still smell it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51200) - you deserved it (6505)

On 03/14/2014 at 4:45pm - intimacy - by polebitch49 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I came home from a night out with the lads. My girlfriend refused to make love to me, saying my sperm were drunk and would raise hell in her uterus. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43309) - you deserved it (14199) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/09/2014 at 10:39pm - intimacy - by vegas-81 - France

Today, my girlfriend and I were quite drunk while we were fooling around on the couch, when I decided I wanted to lose my virginity to her. I was two thrusts in when she burst out laughing. Looking down, I realized I was between her cheeks and the couch cushion. I lost my virginity to her couch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51906) - you deserved it (18444)

On 02/07/2014 at 9:18am - intimacy - by Unknown - United States (Iowa)



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