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blazeyy101

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 September 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 101
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About blazeyy101 : Friends with anyone. Music i in my blood, i live to hear and know music. I'm open to any conversation excluding sexual content. Want to know something, message me and ask.

Kik: piggies97
Snap chat: zoey_wolves

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blazeyy101's favorite FMLs

Today, my friends hired a male stripper to give me a lap dance for my birthday. It was all pretty nice until he let rip one of the most nauseating farts I've ever encountered, right in my face. Hours later, I can still smell it. FML

#21086642
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51951) - you deserved it (6552)

On 03/14/2014 at 4:45pm - intimacy - by polebitch49 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I came home from a night out with the lads. My girlfriend refused to make love to me, saying my sperm were drunk and would raise hell in her uterus. FML

#21055858
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45045) - you deserved it (14691) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/09/2014 at 10:39pm - intimacy - by vegas-81 - France

Today, my girlfriend and I were quite drunk while we were fooling around on the couch, when I decided I wanted to lose my virginity to her. I was two thrusts in when she burst out laughing. Looking down, I realized I was between her cheeks and the couch cushion. I lost my virginity to her couch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52429) - you deserved it (18544)

On 02/07/2014 at 9:18am - intimacy - by Unknown - United States (Iowa)



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