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Today, after a long silent and awkward pause after asking my girlfriend's dad if I can take her on holiday for Christmas, he looked me dead in the eyes and said "No, you may not impregnate my daughter." FML

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66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37217) - you deserved it (4599)

On 08/23/2014 at 3:34am - intimacy - by Dafuq happen there - South Africa

Today, as usual, I stress ate. After having my exams prolonged for an extra week, I ate three extremely large packs of Skittles, and then threw them all up. Taste the rainbow, puke the rainbow. FML

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106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37856) - you deserved it (14100)

On 02/02/2014 at 10:26pm - health - by Sad Student - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was feeling sick and fainted while teaching my kindergarten class. I came to when one boy poured a cup of water on my face. Three kids were crying into my walkie talkie telling the office I was dead, and the rest of the class had disappeared. FML

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117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43139) - you deserved it (3205)

On 03/23/2013 at 9:25am - kids - by kindergarten teacher - United States (California)

Today, there were reports of a drunk and disorderly male, and I arrived at the scene only to discover a drunk guy having explosive diarrhoea in a photo booth. He turned to me and shouted "God save the Queen!" It's then that I remembered it was my job to do something about it. FML

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On 10/14/2010 at 9:42am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Reserved

Today, my cousin came to visit from America. While out shopping, she said loudly that she was having trouble finding clothes to fit around her huge fanny, causing a lot of people to stare in our direction. I had to explain to her that "fanny" in the UK means "vagina." FML

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On 09/09/2010 at 10:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)



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